endcaller: (Welcome to the Federal Bureau)
ꜰᴀɴᴅᴀɴɪᴇʟ ([personal profile] endcaller) wrote in [community profile] expiationnet2024-09-04 01:07 pm

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[The feed opens with a view of a metallic ceiling illuminated by blue light as the tablet is moved around; followed by the pale face of a man in a hood. The movement suggests he is crouching down to set the tablet against something. Once it is in place, apparently on the floor but propped up, he walks forward a few paces and settles himself against a wall lined with neon lights. Despite their glare, he doesn't cast a shadow.]

Good morrow to you, my dearest fellow Chosen!

On a scale from one to ten, one being "abysmal" and ten being "I've had better", how has your week been?

[A thin, joyless smile creeps across his lips as he tilts his head.]

Mine has been filled with peril and adventure! Some of you may know that we are not the only civilization on this star. There are others.

I traveled to the nearest settlement, Rumpitur, to see with my own eyes whether these... "glitches" as we've been calling them plagued them as well. Alas, I was not able to observe much. Whenever I passed the town's borders my being was warped back to the outside. At times I was warped quite far.

I did, eventually, decide to speak with the guards but--

[There is a sharp crash of thunder from nearby, the suddenness makes him wince. After a moment of concerned silence, he stands up, smooths his hands down his robe, and walks away. For several seconds the camera shows the blank floor of an empty room, and then a small, square robot whirs into frame. Some might recognize it as a welcome robot.

Its screen lights up with text, each line appearing within a few seconds of each other.

HELLO, CHOSEN.

MASTER HAS BEEN SAD.

WHEN HE COMES BACK...

WISH HIM A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.


There are footsteps and Fandaniel's throaty lilt breaks the silence.]


I believe I just saw the ground outside boil, freeze, and sublimate all at once. Marvelous!

[His boots step into view in front of the robot.]

Hyperetes, what are you telling people?

[The robot beeps.]

I see, how terribly inappropriate. Thank you.

[Hyperetes wheels away as Fandaniel sits himself back down.]

Now, where was I before I so rudely interrupted myself?

Ah! Yes, the snake folk.

Well, my conversation with the guards was not illuminating so much as mortifying. If I attempted to broach any topic of substance they...

[How can he even explain it? He waves a hand in the air and giggles.]

This entire world is coming apart at the seams. Truly, it feels as though the Final Days are upon us. We're all going to die screaming.

[This observation doesn't seem to bother him much.]
aonibi: (047)

[personal profile] aonibi 2024-09-06 12:40 am (UTC)(link)
He's a brilliant scientist. [ .. somewhat unfortunately. ]

Is that where you are now? What is it mean to be used for here?
hasitsthorns: are rhymes and nuts (The only thing I bust)

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[personal profile] hasitsthorns 2024-09-06 01:00 am (UTC)(link)
Aw, man.

I just got here! I don't want to die screaming. ... Again.

[ Had she been screaming when she fell? It's hard to remember, actually, and she doesn't want to think too hard about that moment.

Probably. Most people that fall off skyscrapers scream, if going by the movies.
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[personal profile] aonibi 2024-09-06 01:21 am (UTC)(link)
Is Aether what you use to cast magic? Where does it come from in your world?
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[personal profile] followyourstar 2024-09-06 02:04 am (UTC)(link)
Isn't that guaranteed to happen if nothing's done though? Not that you're wrong--it's pretty obvious this could get messy. I just don't want to give up yet.
hasitsthorns: YOU AIN'T NOTHING BUT A HOUND DOG (From my favorite singer Yellvis)

[personal profile] hasitsthorns 2024-09-06 03:14 am (UTC)(link)
I did, yeah! Or I think I did.

The last thing I remember leads me to believe that's probably true... It was a long fall, is all.

[ One that not even she would live through, she imagines. ]
opheliac: ✖ malagraphic (And the laughter in the halls)

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[personal profile] opheliac 2024-09-06 09:35 am (UTC)(link)
happy birthday, fanny! ure now an old guy. want me to make u a cane?
opheliac: ヽ(✿゚▽゚)ノ (Spare the sympathy)

[personal profile] opheliac 2024-09-06 02:08 pm (UTC)(link)
cool! itll take me 5mins to whip one up.
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[personal profile] conflictresolution 2024-09-06 03:32 pm (UTC)(link)
It is a shame about Rumpitur and its populous, though not unexpected given the current climate. They were always a relatively primitive people like the rest of the natives when I arrived.

Did you investigate Ketsora as well?
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[personal profile] conflictresolution 2024-09-06 04:34 pm (UTC)(link)
It is, yes. You'd know if they were acting normally as they would likely be shooting at you.

I never had poor dealings with the Rumpitur population.
ashesofkatarr: (Sing for me farewell.)

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[personal profile] ashesofkatarr 2024-09-06 05:36 pm (UTC)(link)
You speak as though you have seen the death of a planet already.
mightymorphin: (C; year of possibilities left unwrapped)

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[personal profile] mightymorphin 2024-09-07 03:22 am (UTC)(link)
happy birthday Dan!

I know it's a stressful time right now, but maybe try to relax with the whole 'we're going to die' thing? there's a lot of talented people here, all we really need is a good plan of action.
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[personal profile] followyourstar 2024-09-07 04:45 am (UTC)(link)
Something tells me the situation the ground was in earlier isn't something that resolves itself.

[It feels odd to just come out with it like this, but curiosity bids them ask:]

You said this is the second apocalypse you've been through. Does that mean your world's... gone?
mightymorphin: (C; and i've been putting your name to it)

[personal profile] mightymorphin 2024-09-07 04:48 am (UTC)(link)
at least wait for us to fail before you start saying that. you're putting the cart before the horse here.

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