OKCINDR POST #3

[expiationmods]

Ever wanted to have CR with a character and wasn't sure how to get them to cross paths? Wanted a dating app so you can hook up with hot people? Wanted to just find friends because you're a lonely bastard?

With the update of the tablets and the apps, we now have a dating / friendship app called OKCINDR! Players can use it as they please for the two months that it's up -- just imagine that they're profiles to swipe right on and everything. The idea is to encourage CR that may be difficult to get with characters who may or may not be interested in events / posts / logs / other network posts.

So, on September 3rd, characters randomly look back at their tablets to see the following:

OKCINDR PROFILE RESET #3
PLEASE RESET PROFILE

This month, if players reset their profile, they will have a list of...questions...to answer:

What do you look for in a "relationship?"
Do you see through time?
When you stare into the void, is it the correct universe's infinite abyss that stares back?
Please define: existential crisis
How do you justify the color pink?
Does the data not corrupt exquisitely
Do do do does does does ththth e
Does the
Does the
Dies
data
done one one zero one

Additionally, this month, misfires on the meme are much more likely, whether it's a character who wouldn't post their own profile, or comments on other top levels.

Players, of course, are able to ignore this message. However, if a character wouldn't fill it out but a player would like to participate... the profile mysteriously resets itself. There may even be responses sent from Character A to Character B without Character A actually doing anything, if you'd like! This is a completely opt-in scenario! But for players who would like to participate fill out the post:

network profile

Character_Name

@username

ABOUT_ME

CODING

<lj-raw><div style="width:280px;margin:0 auto;background:#fff;box-shadow:1px 1px 4px 1px rgba(0,0,0,0.15);border:1px solid rgba(0,0,0,0.1);border-bottom:4px solid #587AC0;border-radius:4px;overflow:hidden;line-height:1.7;font-family:tahoma,arial,sans-serif;font-size:11px;"> <!--HEADER--> <div style="text-align:center;background:#587AC0;padding:5px 0 5px 10px;display:flex;align-items:center;color:#fff;font-size:25px;font-family:georgia,serif;font-style:italic;letter-spacing:-1px;"><img src="https://i.imgur.com/wmn8wYK.png" style="filter:invert(1);margin:0 5px 0 0;">network profile</div> <!--PFP--> <div style="height:220px;overflow:hidden;"> <img src="URL HERE" style="width:100%;height:auto;"> </div> <!--USER INFO--> <div style="border-bottom:1px solid rgba(0,0,0,0.1);padding:10px 5px;margin:0 10px;font-size:13px;line-height:1.2;"> <b style="color:#587AC0;">Character_Name</b> <div style="color:#999;">@username</div> </div> <!--BLURB--> <div style="padding:15px;max-height:160px;overflow:auto;box-sizing:border-box;color:#222;"> ABOUT_ME </div> </div><div style="margin:3px auto 0 auto;width:280px;font-size:8px;letter-spacing:1px;text-align:right;"><a href="https://tessisamess.insanejournal.com/155095.html" style="color:#999;text-decoration:none;">CODING</a></div></lj-raw>

If you'd like to for shits and giggles, here's some notifications that may be used:

Name (@username) followed you

<lj-raw><div style="display:flex;align-items:center;font-family:tahoma,arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;color:#333;"> <img src="ICON_URL" style="height:33px;width:33px;background:#587AC0;border-radius:100%;padding:2px;box-sizing:border-box;margin:0 -8px 0 0;"><img src="https://i.imgur.com/zhQOLFl.png" style="margin:0 5px -15px 0;height:17px;position:relative;"> Name (@username) followed you </div></lj-raw>

Name (@username) unfollowed you

<lj-raw><div style="display:flex;align-items:center;font-family:tahoma,arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;color:#333;"> <img src="ICON_URL" style="height:33px;width:33px;background:#587AC0;border-radius:100%;padding:2px;box-sizing:border-box;margin:0 -8px 0 0;"><img src="https://i.imgur.com/4FkVwag.png" style="margin:0 5px -15px 0;height:17px;"> Name (@username) unfollowed you </div></lj-raw>

Name (@username) blocked you

<lj-raw><div style="display:flex;align-items:center;font-family:tahoma,arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;color:#333;"> <img src="ICON_URL" style="height:33px;width:33px;background:#587AC0;border-radius:100%;padding:2px;box-sizing:border-box;margin:0 -8px 0 0;"><img src="https://i.imgur.com/Qu752sX.png" style="margin:0 5px -15px 0;height:17px;"> Name (@username) blocked you </div></lj-raw>

Have fun! Code credit.

Comments

[thenicerone]

I suppose so.

It makes me wonder what's going on.

[nightwild]

i heard what a simulation is
that sounds too complicated
but whatever it is
the place sucks
if annoying me with a weird phone is their best idea of punishment
then i dont care if its hell or jail or what
theyre shit at their jobs
im gonna find whoevers in charge and kick their ass

[incorrigibles]

hey, nothing wrong with that. it's... yeah, feels better, don't it, to think we're all here for a reason? think i'd like to think that, too.

so... what were you doing before this, then?

[joyboys]

it's my peak!!!

[ read: his newest form. ]

when my heart beats all funny i turn into that and then i can do whatever i want!

[joyboys]

uhhhhh not much

some people've been talking about stuff but it sounded boring so i didn't listen

[moochobliged]

yes🍜🍜🍜🍜🍜🍜🍜

name the time and place!

[joyboys]

hahah yeah i guess

they named me one of the four emperors but that's whatever

though shanks is one so that's pretty cool!!

1/2

[opheliac]

[ you motherfu — ]

[hasitsthorns]

it does!!
I know someone mentioned the AI might just be young or
something
figuring things out, but
i'm not sure that's all

[hasitsthorns]

damn
there's a lot of former ghosts here, I guess?
like I don't THINK I'm one
but I'm in the 'definitely died back home' club and all myself so

[hasitsthorns]

It does, indeed! Probably always will to some degree.

[ The next line though sees her give a snort-laugh of a sound. Ah, yes, that's... Seems something was lost in translation, but not entirely. ]

Well-! You are hot, but I wouldn't say it makes me uncomfortable.

2/2

[opheliac]

staring at my body, huh? boys are such perverts and yall wonder why u're always stuck alone with ur hands on ur balls and punching through ur bedroom walls over and over.

maaaaaybe if u were older, u could have been my playmate.

but i got a pet already. that role's been filled. whoops, so sorry!

[incorrigibles]

not sure about ghosts, but definitely dead people

maybe we should start the club for real

but... sorry, honestly. i had no idea.

[laserguy]

maybe in like the whole country or something.

so. this is super fake.

[It's kind of easy to believe because Vash is Vash, but also... just maybe something to keep in mind.] even the 'vash the stampede' part?

[nitropowered]

staring? I don't need to stare to notice you're built like a fencepost.

[Funnily? Possibly one of the least perverted boys ever.]

if you think I want to play with you, you're crazier than you look

[laserguy]

can't you just refuse their orders? find a place to escape?

but you're right about one thing, it's different here. already got a lot of people supporting you, huh? not really surprising, people are busybodies in this place.

[as if he's not one of those people--]

[traumaticus]

So you would liken this A.I. to a divine being then?

[laserguy]

it feels like jean is the person i normally end up with. you're not proving me wrong.

so. if i asked rogue, she'd still give me the same answer.

[endcaller]

Thank you for complimenting my prison of flesh!

[He chirps.]

I hope your employment will not keep your attention overlong. Adrip would miss its apex predator.

[giraffic]

okay lets see

are youuuuu

an international spy undercover who spilled a bun ch of secrets

[laserguy]

i can't believe you said that.

[opheliac]

havent u heard? the crazier we are, the more fun u'll have.

[laserguy]

oh, uh, thanks for the heads up. i could really do without extra voices right now, especially if it's coming from an object. goal is to just be me without bonus guests.

[Would be better or worse if those extra voices are nothing at all like his voice? ...Yes.]

since you warned me, i'll throw this out: yeah, avoid me if i ever look like that. probably best to avoid anyone that's on fire i guess, especially if they're not in pain.

[traumaticus]

I take it you enjoy gossip then, miss Rosie?

[laserguy]

i don't really get it myself, it's not even supposed to be in me. other me.

[Is it fair to same that Phoenix is supposed to be in Jean? That also sounds awful, but it's probably more accurate.]

but she-- it is a cosmic force of sorts. ultra powerful. i think pretty much uncontrollable? i don't know. maybe only telepaths can. [It's at least easier to be a little more distant and factual talking like this. Kurt doesn't have to see the subtle shaking of his hands.]