OKCINDR POST #3

[expiationmods]

Ever wanted to have CR with a character and wasn't sure how to get them to cross paths? Wanted a dating app so you can hook up with hot people? Wanted to just find friends because you're a lonely bastard?

With the update of the tablets and the apps, we now have a dating / friendship app called OKCINDR! Players can use it as they please for the two months that it's up -- just imagine that they're profiles to swipe right on and everything. The idea is to encourage CR that may be difficult to get with characters who may or may not be interested in events / posts / logs / other network posts.

So, on September 3rd, characters randomly look back at their tablets to see the following:

OKCINDR PROFILE RESET #3
PLEASE RESET PROFILE

This month, if players reset their profile, they will have a list of...questions...to answer:

What do you look for in a "relationship?"
Do you see through time?
When you stare into the void, is it the correct universe's infinite abyss that stares back?
Please define: existential crisis
How do you justify the color pink?
Does the data not corrupt exquisitely
Do do do does does does ththth e
Does the
Does the
Dies
data
done one one zero one

Additionally, this month, misfires on the meme are much more likely, whether it's a character who wouldn't post their own profile, or comments on other top levels.

Players, of course, are able to ignore this message. However, if a character wouldn't fill it out but a player would like to participate... the profile mysteriously resets itself. There may even be responses sent from Character A to Character B without Character A actually doing anything, if you'd like! This is a completely opt-in scenario! But for players who would like to participate fill out the post:

network profile

Character_Name

@username

ABOUT_ME

CODING

<lj-raw><div style="width:280px;margin:0 auto;background:#fff;box-shadow:1px 1px 4px 1px rgba(0,0,0,0.15);border:1px solid rgba(0,0,0,0.1);border-bottom:4px solid #587AC0;border-radius:4px;overflow:hidden;line-height:1.7;font-family:tahoma,arial,sans-serif;font-size:11px;"> <!--HEADER--> <div style="text-align:center;background:#587AC0;padding:5px 0 5px 10px;display:flex;align-items:center;color:#fff;font-size:25px;font-family:georgia,serif;font-style:italic;letter-spacing:-1px;"><img src="https://i.imgur.com/wmn8wYK.png" style="filter:invert(1);margin:0 5px 0 0;">network profile</div> <!--PFP--> <div style="height:220px;overflow:hidden;"> <img src="URL HERE" style="width:100%;height:auto;"> </div> <!--USER INFO--> <div style="border-bottom:1px solid rgba(0,0,0,0.1);padding:10px 5px;margin:0 10px;font-size:13px;line-height:1.2;"> <b style="color:#587AC0;">Character_Name</b> <div style="color:#999;">@username</div> </div> <!--BLURB--> <div style="padding:15px;max-height:160px;overflow:auto;box-sizing:border-box;color:#222;"> ABOUT_ME </div> </div><div style="margin:3px auto 0 auto;width:280px;font-size:8px;letter-spacing:1px;text-align:right;"><a href="https://tessisamess.insanejournal.com/155095.html" style="color:#999;text-decoration:none;">CODING</a></div></lj-raw>

If you'd like to for shits and giggles, here's some notifications that may be used:

Name (@username) followed you

<lj-raw><div style="display:flex;align-items:center;font-family:tahoma,arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;color:#333;"> <img src="ICON_URL" style="height:33px;width:33px;background:#587AC0;border-radius:100%;padding:2px;box-sizing:border-box;margin:0 -8px 0 0;"><img src="https://i.imgur.com/zhQOLFl.png" style="margin:0 5px -15px 0;height:17px;position:relative;"> Name (@username) followed you </div></lj-raw>

Name (@username) unfollowed you

<lj-raw><div style="display:flex;align-items:center;font-family:tahoma,arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;color:#333;"> <img src="ICON_URL" style="height:33px;width:33px;background:#587AC0;border-radius:100%;padding:2px;box-sizing:border-box;margin:0 -8px 0 0;"><img src="https://i.imgur.com/4FkVwag.png" style="margin:0 5px -15px 0;height:17px;"> Name (@username) unfollowed you </div></lj-raw>

Name (@username) blocked you

<lj-raw><div style="display:flex;align-items:center;font-family:tahoma,arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;color:#333;"> <img src="ICON_URL" style="height:33px;width:33px;background:#587AC0;border-radius:100%;padding:2px;box-sizing:border-box;margin:0 -8px 0 0;"><img src="https://i.imgur.com/Qu752sX.png" style="margin:0 5px -15px 0;height:17px;"> Name (@username) blocked you </div></lj-raw>

Have fun! Code credit.

Comments

[traumaticus]

most stories, as far as I know, tend to have messy and complicated side to them.

[southernchere]

You got a time you rather not have any patients? I'd hate to fly on by and you ain't lookin for company or a friendly sit spell.

[computation]

I'm not totally sure, actually. I know what the problem is but not what caused it.

Basically, its house is getting messy and it needs some help cleaning it up.

[southernchere]

It sure ain't! I'd go to the gym, but my powers might break most of the equipment. And a girl's gotta watch her spendin. I only make enough to feed myself and gettin what we need at the apartment.

[incorrigibles]

i'm not a detective just for my good looks, you know

right. what are you watching, fancy lawyer shows? can't believe you were getting on my case about the latin before

[coolerjunpei]

yeah yeah i know

[Pretty and smart, wowza...]

i only know like two latin things and QED is one of them, soooo... that's still fewer fancy points.

[computation]

I have a few things to coordinate, another ghost to recruit and a computer virus to write, and then I think we'll be good to go.

There's some guys who've been working on this since before I got here and it's most efficient if we work together.

[digthefuzz]

Why?

What happened

[fieldtrip]

Sometimes we have parties

[fieldtrip]

Not where I'm from
Wait is it a TRIPLE pun ?????

[fieldtrip]

Thanks, what's yours say

Who would pay that much money for you
What did you even do

[fieldtrip]

Thanks, my friend wrote it. That's why I call him Mr. Snarky.

And now I think it's a TRIPLE pun

[fieldtrip]

I don't know if I could describe it. It's kind of the whole attitude.

[fieldtrip]

Oh yeah this is the one translation code challenge you just throw up your hands over and give in
Real plausible

That's the second part. What's the first part?

[ she is, in fact, quite perceptive ]

[traumaticus]

and you are gathering a group of "maids" to aid with the cleaning?

[digthefuzz]

Oh right that would be a problem for you. I'm still getting used to you being super strong! I bet you could give us all a good workout just trying to keep up with you.

it's my turn to drown myself at sea bye

[incorrigibles]

[ wait no don't just agree like that — ]

yeah, terra, i remember

hmm you want fancy? right, a tick

[ give him a second though because he's a bit hazy on his ovid but they did read his works in school and he did memorise some parts, still has the book back home and his own translations written above the lines, and he's spent thirty-five years listening to latin on a regular basis, ]

non ego si biberes securae pocula lethes excidere haec credam pectore posse tuo

ha, there! can't believe i still remember that

[ give me the waters of lethe that numb the heart, if they exist, i will still not have the power to forget you.

(can the tablet actually do translations on written text? maybe. he's absolutely not taking that into account here.) ]

[skelters]

Um
Thanks!

It's not real though, I mean who even has that much money?? Hahaha ...

[skelters]

You know, I've always wondered how they enforce the 'or dead' part. How would you tell after a while?


Actually, that's a bit scary, so let's not talk about that! Sorry I brought it up!

[skelters]

It's not a real poster!!
I mean, not because they used that photo, but can you even believe that much money exists? I don't think so!

[aonibi]

I'm afraid that's not really true, at least not at home.
It's different here, though.

Text; un: kurama

[sinningtree]

It certainly stands out as oddly specific.

[and wholly unrelated to the rest of the message, but details.]

private;

[followyourstar]

[Oh, that's... uncomfortably familiar too]

Huh? Oh, no, I was worried something from my world ended up here is all. Glad to hear that isn't the case.

Hm, I'm guessing this is something personal, isn't it? [They may not know exactly what's going on here, but they can pick up that much.] Sorry to make you give details to a stranger.

[computation]

More or less. Except the house in this analogy is a heavily guarded high security prison.

[thenicerone]

...That's a rather scary way to make friends.