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[heavensdragon]

{He is fastidious about his appearance, brushing off imagined pieces of dust and grime with delicate hands. Runyu is not a tall man nor does he look particularly strong, yet jumping to conclusions about his abilities would be a mistake. Before you stands the Emperor of Heaven, though he earned the title through underhanded means.}

I am not practiced at welcome speeches. However I will do my best. {He clears his throat and stands with all the pride he can scrape together in this moment.} I am Runyu, son of Emperor Tai Wei and Princess Su Li. You need not fear me if you have done nothing wrong.

{His gaze sharpens as if he can detect wrongdoers through the device.}

Yet if you have committed this crime against me, I will not be merciful. You have removed the Emperor of Heaven from his duties and now hold him prisoner. Kidnap on this scale can only result in your death.

{Those are big words for someone who doesn't have an army to back him up, but Runyu is, perhaps understandably, mad. Furious, actually.}

Furthermore, if you have harmed my wife... {A chill climbs his spine. Soon, she could be his wife. He must return to her!} I will kill you myself.

{His hands curl into white fists as if he imagines snapping necks with his bare fingers. He could.}

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[heavensdragon]

{Clearly he is missed!}

{He...made him curse? Or...encouraged him to cuss? Runyu doesn't look pleased. He touches his lips as if to wipe away filth.}

I can be as large as I like. {Theoretically anyway since immortals can be shrunk down to fit in someone's sleeve. The opposite must be true.} It would be odd for a god to be mortal. Does that happen?

{Celestial is far more fitting for him definitely.}

I can teleport and heal. I do not know of infinity stones.

[starguy]

[ Peter only smiles brighter at that. He made the stuffy god curse!! He's gonna jot that one down in his journal. ]

I dunno. Maybe? Maybe they got bored with existing forever and decided to give nothingness a try.

[ Bro if you're a Celestial there are so many questions. Like does your brain let you teleport anywhere, and -- wait, Peter stops. ]

If you can teleport, how come you haven't just left?

[heavensdragon]

{Rude. In better circumstances, he would...do what? Punish a mortal? Well, he could.}

If that is what they desire, they can live as a human for a time. {And then die and return to their immortality.}

I cannot leave.

[starguy]

[ Punish him??? One day Peter's gonna get to the "find out" part of his fucking around. ]

Maybe they did. Maybe they left their giant Celestial bodies in space for people to find and build colonies out of. Who can say, right?

[ Peter laughs. OK, the mental image of a Celestial dying to help people is actually kinda nice. But he doubts that was the case. He smirks. I'm so sorry you're getting the most obnoxious side of Peter there is. ]

So, in other words... you're stuck here like the rest of us "mortals," huh?

[heavensdragon]

{Runyu used to be such a gentle immortal too. Don't make him do awful things, Peter. Though it's too late for that.}

For millennia? What of their duties? Every god has a realm or part of a realm they oversee.

{Where is order? Runyu dislikes chaos and uncertainty.}

Temporarily. I will break the spell.

[starguy]

[ Peter will have it coming, if it ever comes to that. ]

Well, they're Celestials so they probably watched over space? Though I don't think there were a tone of space-faring species back then. So your guess is as good as mine.

[ Order? In space? Not likely, buddy. ]

Well, good luck on that one! If they have a spell that blocks out your powers, and you're this badass dude, then I guess things are pretty dire for the rest of us.

[heavensdragon]

{He doesn't look like he is buying anything Peter says. These...Celestials...sound useless.

Also, yes, Peter, you are finally catching on. They might all be doomed.}

I encourage you to stay hopeful. I am not like your Celestials. {Meaning he won't give up and become a big skull. He promises.}

[starguy]

[ They are just two guys refusing to meet each other halfway. Good job, Peter.

His smile is amused at best. That Celestial skull is one of his favorite hangs! ]

I'll be fine, dude. I'm not real big on waiting for gods to fix my problems.

[heavensdragon]

{If someone chilled in his head, he would be very embarrassed. How dare they.}

I admire your free spirit, but this problem is likely beyond you.

[starguy]

Hasn't stopped me before!

[ He winks. Honest to god. ]

Don't sweat it, bud. We'll see who gets out of here first.

[ What a completely juvenile thing to compete over, Peter. ]

[heavensdragon]

{He isn't amused, Peter.}

Don't be foolish. I know it might be difficult.