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[coolerjunpei]

[Hey gang, it's Junpei, filming in vertical because he's a terrible millennial. He's at the inn, sitting at a table with a stupid-looking projector which he drums his fingers on occasionally.]

Uh, hey, soooo... that shit all sucked, huh? Yeah. Really did not expect "kill everyone now because I, the mysterious mastermind, said so" would happen a third time.

[To him, personally. He's too new to know if that happened a bunch of times previously here in Aldrip, so that's a Junpei Original as far as he knows. He's including Gnos infection as A Mastermind, it makes sense to him.]

Anyway, whatever, right? Look, I borrowed— this thing, [shakycams down to the projector, whoaoaoao] and it's kind of my birthday this week, so y'know, calling all people who said they wanted to watch some shitty movies...? And good movies, too, I guess.

[A beat.]

I mean, I just thought that movie night thing could be... fun. After the bullshit. If anybody wants to come watch some stuff, in a park or something? Like a drive-in! Get a bunch of snacks and hang out.

...Also, I need someone to help me hang up a sheet.

[He will be watching movies in the park by himself if he must!!]

Comments

[cartridgerefill]

Only because it is your birthday. [it's going to be done in the nicest cursive in the world]

[coolerjunpei]

[hell FUCKING yea, bondrewd rules]

Aww, I'm gonna blush. What other snacks are you into? I guess I'll make a shopping list.

[cartridgerefill]

A fair question. Back where I was conducting my research, I would use the meal and nutrition replacement bars I created and that would nourish my body.

But to be honest, they did not taste very good.

Surprise me with something savory, as I am making you a cake.

[coolerjunpei]

What, like homemade Clif bars...?

[He can imagine nothing less delicious. Yuck.]

Yeah, that's not movie night food. Maybe some barbeque chips would be savory...

[cartridgerefill]

I'm not sure what that is, so I can't confirm, I'm afraid. Imagine something edible that contains all of the necessary vitamins and minerals that you eat. Useful for travel and if you're consumed with work, but to just enjoy a meal is something different entirely.

I accept whatever it is you recommend.

[coolerjunpei]

Except for the "necessary vitamins" part, that sounds like everything I ate in college. Still: not movie night food.

You ever have pizza?

[cartridgerefill]

I would have to argue it is nothing like your college food if what you ate was not nutritious. Though I will agree, it doesn't sound like movie night food.

I have not. What is it?

[coolerjunpei]

Yeah, just the lack of a whole enjoyable meal thing. Pizza's bread, sauce, and cheese plus whatever else you want to throw on it, baked. There's a variety of shapes available.

[cartridgerefill]

Interesting. Is it any sauce? It sounds so versatile.

[coolerjunpei]

Usually there are fewer sauce varieties, but... I guess, why not? What kind of sauce are you thinking?

[cartridgerefill]

Truthfully, I'm not sure. What kind of sauce is typical? Perhaps we start with that.

[coolerjunpei]

Pizza sauce. [ha,] It's mostly tomato and spices. The other big one's white sauce, for classier pizzas. That one's made of cheese and garlic and... other stuff I don't know.