text; un: mrmurasaki

[depressionnap]

offering some basic self defense for those that need it

can show how to use a pistol too

Comments

[depressionnap]

not for you if you don't want it

[endcaller]

My point is that our general population might have had more use for self-defense training before we all decided to murder each other!

Not that I was murdered myself.

But if I were, I would feel rather annoyed with you right now.

[depressionnap]

ok

[endcaller]

Oh, come now.

No need to overwhelm me with that staggering verbosity of yours!

They say comedy is in the timing and your timing in this is very comedic. I could hardly have done better myself.

Well done, I must say.

[depressionnap]

[leaves funnydaniel on read]

[endcaller]

[Fandaniel keeps talking.]

If your offer, ill-timed though it is, happens to be genuine I admit to some curiosity.

I know how to wield a pistol of Garlean make, but I feel I can improve my form. I'm still too slow on the draw for my liking.

[depressionnap]

explain garlean

[endcaller]

It's a nation where I am from. Admirable technology, compared to many other nations.

They are the ones who make proper guns, in other words, while their neighbors barely have weapons more advanced than a flintlock.

[depressionnap]

noted.
any special features worth mentioning?

[endcaller]

Special features?

You pull a trigger and a bullet fires out the other end. Special, no?

[A thoughtful pause.]

I could explain the firing mechanism in detail but I do not believe that is what you are asking.

If you are familiar with guns at all, I doubt the ones built in Garlemald are different enough from what you know for it to matter. They are genius in their simplicity.

[depressionnap]

disappointing.

[endcaller]

Are you and that Minato lad acquainted, perchance?

I feel the two of you attempting to have a conversation would be the most infuriating thing to witness on this entire star.

[He sighs.]

But never mind that.

If you want me to regale you with tales of highly advanced weaponry, I could tell you about the guns of ancient Allag. Alas, while I recall how they work in some detail, it has been many years since I last fired one.

[depressionnap]

we have a conversation just fine.

[sorry you weren't there to see it bro]

no need.
i can examine your pistol if you feel it's necessary.

[endcaller]

Oh, I do not have a pistol on my person. I arrived in this world with naught but the clothes on my back.

Will that be a problem?