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Scott 'has zero self-respect' Summers ([personal profile] laserguy) wrote in [community profile] expiationnet2024-06-02 12:20 pm

text; filtered away from Kotone

[So, a few hours ago, Kotone posted a certain message to the network, one that seemed pretty normal for her:]

Hi everybody! Shinji already talked about Cooking Club a little the other day, and that gave me the idea that we should have a potluck so everybody can share what they've been making! Let's have it on June 12 -- that'll give everyone plenty of time to think about what you wanna make! I'll be in the club building every afternoon until then if you want help thinking of things or if you wanna practice. 🥰 Hope to see you then!
-Kotone


[Except, she left out one very important detail and now Scott is here to fix that little mistake. So, yeah, few hours after Kotone’s message, Scott will send a new one.]

Hey, you heard earlier about Kotone’s potluck? Wanting it on June 12th and stuff? She sort of forgot to mention that it’s her birthday that day. I know, dumb, right? So, when you come to the potluck, bring a present too. She’ll be happy with whatever you get her, she’s a sap like that.

[Just come and have a good time, really. Celebrate that she made it to another birthday and stuff. He knows that being with friends is the most important thing to her, but he’s not saying that mushy shit here.]

I’ll be at the club building early that day to decorate. So pop by if you wanna help with that. Let’s just keep this all quiet from her, got it? I’ll laser your ass if you don’t.

[ooc: Filtered away from Kotone because Scott is hijacking Kotone’s potluck and rebranding it to her birthday fjal;kef.]
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[personal profile] izanagis 2024-06-13 07:58 pm (UTC)(link)
I'd offer to wipe your tears, but you really might end up "lasering my ass" at that point.
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[personal profile] izanagis 2024-06-18 06:08 pm (UTC)(link)
The things we put up with in the name of friendship.
Edited 2024-06-18 18:09 (UTC)
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[personal profile] izanagis 2024-06-19 02:55 am (UTC)(link)
Now that's a fun new trick.

[... for scott. kaomoji exist in his time already, he's just a nerd who doesn't use them. usually.]

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Harsh, but fair.