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Scott 'has zero self-respect' Summers ([personal profile] laserguy) wrote in [community profile] expiationnet2024-06-02 12:20 pm

text; filtered away from Kotone

[So, a few hours ago, Kotone posted a certain message to the network, one that seemed pretty normal for her:]

Hi everybody! Shinji already talked about Cooking Club a little the other day, and that gave me the idea that we should have a potluck so everybody can share what they've been making! Let's have it on June 12 -- that'll give everyone plenty of time to think about what you wanna make! I'll be in the club building every afternoon until then if you want help thinking of things or if you wanna practice. 🥰 Hope to see you then!
-Kotone


[Except, she left out one very important detail and now Scott is here to fix that little mistake. So, yeah, few hours after Kotone’s message, Scott will send a new one.]

Hey, you heard earlier about Kotone’s potluck? Wanting it on June 12th and stuff? She sort of forgot to mention that it’s her birthday that day. I know, dumb, right? So, when you come to the potluck, bring a present too. She’ll be happy with whatever you get her, she’s a sap like that.

[Just come and have a good time, really. Celebrate that she made it to another birthday and stuff. He knows that being with friends is the most important thing to her, but he’s not saying that mushy shit here.]

I’ll be at the club building early that day to decorate. So pop by if you wanna help with that. Let’s just keep this all quiet from her, got it? I’ll laser your ass if you don’t.

[ooc: Filtered away from Kotone because Scott is hijacking Kotone’s potluck and rebranding it to her birthday fjal;kef.]
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[personal profile] garbagecanned 2024-06-15 01:36 am (UTC)(link)
O YEA 4 SURE
give her the world dude!!
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[personal profile] garbagecanned 2024-06-18 03:10 am (UTC)(link)
its fine even if he doesnt
maybe ill make a fuss maybe not
itd be just my luck if this place goes to shit on my bday tho
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[personal profile] garbagecanned 2024-06-23 09:49 pm (UTC)(link)
I mean we might as well talk abt the elephant in the room here!! shit happens a lot!!
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[personal profile] garbagecanned 2024-06-26 01:35 am (UTC)(link)
nothings gonna happen during kotones party shes too perfect and charmed for that
itll just wait for mine
like a monster waiting under the bed
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[personal profile] garbagecanned 2024-07-05 05:14 pm (UTC)(link)
bro i got eaten by a monster here

[he's just saying.]
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[personal profile] garbagecanned 2024-07-07 01:32 pm (UTC)(link)
ya but didnt it turn into some small creature or smth
crazy
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[personal profile] garbagecanned 2024-07-09 08:40 pm (UTC)(link)
i will
in the meantime throw kotone the best bday ever ok!!