Scott 'has zero self-respect' Summers (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
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expiationnet2024-06-02 12:20 pm
laserguy) wrote in expiationnet2024-06-02 12:20 pm
text; filtered away from Kotone
[So, a few hours ago, Kotone posted a certain message to the network, one that seemed pretty normal for her:]
Hi everybody! Shinji already talked about Cooking Club a little the other day, and that gave me the idea that we should have a potluck so everybody can share what they've been making! Let's have it on June 12 -- that'll give everyone plenty of time to think about what you wanna make! I'll be in the club building every afternoon until then if you want help thinking of things or if you wanna practice. 🥰 Hope to see you then!
-Kotone
[Except, she left out one very important detail and now Scott is here to fix that little mistake. So, yeah, few hours after Kotone’s message, Scott will send a new one.]
Hey, you heard earlier about Kotone’s potluck? Wanting it on June 12th and stuff? She sort of forgot to mention that it’s her birthday that day. I know, dumb, right? So, when you come to the potluck, bring a present too. She’ll be happy with whatever you get her, she’s a sap like that.
[Just come and have a good time, really. Celebrate that she made it to another birthday and stuff. He knows that being with friends is the most important thing to her, but he’s not saying that mushy shit here.]
I’ll be at the club building early that day to decorate. So pop by if you wanna help with that. Let’s just keep this all quiet from her, got it? I’ll laser your ass if you don’t.
[ooc: Filtered away from Kotone because Scott is hijacking Kotone’s potluck and rebranding it to her birthday fjal;kef.]
Hi everybody! Shinji already talked about Cooking Club a little the other day, and that gave me the idea that we should have a potluck so everybody can share what they've been making! Let's have it on June 12 -- that'll give everyone plenty of time to think about what you wanna make! I'll be in the club building every afternoon until then if you want help thinking of things or if you wanna practice. 🥰 Hope to see you then!
-Kotone
[Except, she left out one very important detail and now Scott is here to fix that little mistake. So, yeah, few hours after Kotone’s message, Scott will send a new one.]
Hey, you heard earlier about Kotone’s potluck? Wanting it on June 12th and stuff? She sort of forgot to mention that it’s her birthday that day. I know, dumb, right? So, when you come to the potluck, bring a present too. She’ll be happy with whatever you get her, she’s a sap like that.
[Just come and have a good time, really. Celebrate that she made it to another birthday and stuff. He knows that being with friends is the most important thing to her, but he’s not saying that mushy shit here.]
I’ll be at the club building early that day to decorate. So pop by if you wanna help with that. Let’s just keep this all quiet from her, got it? I’ll laser your ass if you don’t.
[ooc: Filtered away from Kotone because Scott is hijacking Kotone’s potluck and rebranding it to her birthday fjal;kef.]
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I'm here to help with decorations and everything!
Maybe I should try making something for her too. What foods does she like? Or maybe I should just try for brownies. They're not too hard to make, right?
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that means a lot man, thanks. decorating will be hell of a lot easier with your help.
she tends to like anything?? she'd probably say something really corny like 'make whatever you like making! 🥰' but i put my vote in for brownies.
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LOL! ROFL! I might not have known her for long, but I already know that sounds just like her. Brownies are sounding more and more like a good idea. And it has nothing to do with me wanting to have some of them too! That's just a bonus.
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i do an amazing impression, right?
and hey, long as you save some for me. i'll even risk my health and taste test for you. [He's so supportive......]
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Yeah, it's like I could hear her voice. You're good at this!
Dude of course you'll get some! And it'll be an honor for you to be my taste tester, no risk involved! This won't be anything like Kitty's muffins.
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Blugh. Just. Press on, Summers.]
this is why we're best friends. and hey, if you actually need help, i've taken a couple of cooking lessons here.
but okay, you have to tell me the story about these muffins now.
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The story is Kitty shouldn't be allowed in Home Ec class! She cooked up muffins that were tougher than most mutants! I'm not sure I ever tasted anything that bad. I'm pretty sure one of them left a dent on the floor!
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seriously???? what did she even put in them? cement??
okay that might be the greatest challenge you've ever faced.
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LOL! I wouldn't be surprised. It's like she made them out of rocks. Classic Kitty!
Yeah I kinda feel like I'd rather go a round with the Juggernaut than taste another one of those muffins
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okay okay, before we continue any further, you have to tell me.
what is LOL? and also, ROFL?
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Man you don't even know how to dial up the internet!
Okay so LOL means 'laugh out loud'! And ROFL is 'rolling on the floor laughing'!
There's tons like them! 'g2g' 'got 2 go' 'brb 'be right back'
Dude, it's the language of the future!
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And yet Scott knows that it will not help his case if he asks what it means by dialing up the internet.]
dude it's just a few years! i'll be hearing all about it soon.
[it's twenty years but.........being old is tragic.]
So everyone just abbreviates everything in the future. What's the point of that?
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It keeps things quick and snappy! So that way you can cover more ground more quickly. Chatting on the internet is all about saying as much as possible with as little words as you can!
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aren't messages sent instantly like this? i feel like you can cover a lot of ground still just typing out things.
[What do you mean he's talking like an old man.]
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Sure but it still takes time to type things, yeah? Maybe you're too old to really get it :(
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[PUFFS CHEEKS.]
okay, you're on. give me all the new internet speak. i'll be using LOL and ROFL just like mr. face of a generation.
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LOL! Dude sure I'll teach you the ways!
Here's some basic ones. BRB - Be Right Back! G2G - Got 2 Go! BTW - By The Way! OMG - Oh My Gosh! IMO - In My Opinion! NIB - Nightcrawler Is Best!
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[SO NOT ANSWERING THAT.]
is there a shortcut to tell someone they're full of shit?
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Man you really pack in the swears! I dunno, I can just think of more shortcuts to how awesome I am!
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i do not!! besides, the only thing that counts is the year here!
[...what even is the year.]
i'm vaporizing your bed.
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If you do that, I'm teleporting yours! I might make a scavenger hunt out of it if you're lucky!
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you wouldn't have the guts man.
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[Luckily, they probably won't find out, because beds are expensive and he doesn't want to blow up a part of his house in the process. That's so much work.]
don't forget to bring something nice for kotone.
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[Yeah and that would probably violate some limitations of friendly pranks... Although at least if Kurt teleported a bed, it would probably still be intact.]
Of course! Operation Brownies is underway, Captain!