011. 💥 TXT; un: BOMBSHELL

[opheliac]

hey rookies. im bored and im in a good mood, so lets play a game.





beat my top score and ill tell u whatever u want to know. or money. or ill do u a favor. super free and super fun!!! .... as long as u owe me one back later 🙂

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[entreats]

Recommend me another game like this.

I need to have something to fill up my time with here other than just investigating. These games aren't so bad.

[opheliac]

i dont know. tile master???

[entreats]

What is tile master?

Is it somewhere on these things?

[ Sorry, Jinx. Ange is from 1998.. She definitely doesn't have the slightest idea of how to handle a tablet. You're talking to a technological grandma here. ]

[opheliac]

its a match up game. doesnt require too much thinking like the number one, but more skill as u get to higher levels. u should see it once u swipe around.

[entreats]

[ There's a pause.

She's definitely swiping around to find it. And probably playing it already..

Not that she's totally ignoring Jinx, because there's a message again later. ]

Can you come over to help me get more games on this thing?

[ Gasp, Jinx!! An actual invite!! Just for you! ]

[opheliac]

[ HOLY SHEEEEEEEEEETTT! anyway... ]

sure! where are u staying these days, grets?

[entreats]

I live with Scott now.

Do you know where he lives?

[ Ange assumes Jinx would, but.. who knows. It's not really like Ange is fully aware how well she does or doesn't get along with other people, but she thought Jinx and Scott were at least on good terms. ]

cw: NSFW. LORD.

[opheliac]

wait. living with scott?
whooooooa.
whats going on there, huh?
i didnt picture the guy being open to multiples. hes so goo goo gaa gaa over the princess and all.

but hey! what do i know? everyones got a kink.
good on ya, grets!!
just make sure u crazy kids wear a condom and stuff, ok??? its a pretty nifty invention.🙂

i'm crying!!!

[entreats]

[ ...

There's probably a literal minute of absolutely no reply. Not even the indication that Ange is typing or anything like that. Just nothing.

And then, finally: ]

I can't tell if you're doing this to purposefully mess with me or if you truly believe people can't live in the same place without being sexually involved with each other in the grossest possible way.

I imagine it's the former.

lick tears

[opheliac]

listen kiddo, we all get urges.
i definitely do!
sometimes i get an urge for a guy.
sometimes for a girl
sometimes to blow someones head off with a stick of dynamite.

totally natural. nothing to be ashamed about.

[entreats]

That's nonsense.

I've never had an urge for a guy or a girl. When it comes to anything. Unless you count wanting someone to shut up as an urge.

[ Then she sure gets a whole lot of them! For the record! ]

Right now the single urge I feel is wanting to go home. And if that isn't possible right away, then just to play some more games on this thing, I guess.

[opheliac]

is the pent up rage stopping u? because that'll do it!

[entreats]

Why would pent up rage stop someone from liking other people in that dumb romantic way?

[ You tell her, Jinx. You're apparently the expert. ]

[opheliac]

emotions are complicated, thats why.

[entreats]

They're not. They're only complicated if you make them that way.

The only complicated part is all this dumb romance and sex stuff people here love talking about all the time but makes no sense to me. You have no idea what it's like to share a house with Scott and his girlfriend, Jinx. You have no idea about the stuff I witness.

[opheliac]

oh oh! can i guess? did u see tits? if u did, thats super lucky because i havent seen a pair besides my own.

anyway, why dont u just move out?

[entreats]

[ For once in her life Ange is avoiding falling into a pit she doesn't want to end up in by not asking Jinx about why she even wants to see breasts in the first place.. ]

It'd be rude. Scott asked me to move in with him. I don't want to bail just because he has his girlfriend around too now.

[opheliac]

ure a weird chick, ange.

[entreats]

What's weird about that?

Come on, I know I'm a pretty uncouth girl, but I at least have some sense of social decency. Not to mention that Scott makes such kicked puppy faces all the time.

[ Ange isn't strong enough to watch those, even though she pretends to be! ]