011. 💥 TXT; un: BOMBSHELL

[opheliac]

hey rookies. im bored and im in a good mood, so lets play a game.





beat my top score and ill tell u whatever u want to know. or money. or ill do u a favor. super free and super fun!!! .... as long as u owe me one back later 🙂

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[Caitlyn didn't actually intend to get invested in this, but here she is, enjoying the hell out of the game. She hasn't beaten it yet, but she's gotten close!]



That was quite the fun suggestion.

1/2

[opheliac]

[ she hates literally every single thing about this. how the fuck dare she get an extremely high score?! and why her of all people?! jinx would much rather vi beat her in a game than this stupid enforcer girl. ]

2/2

[opheliac]

yea and u most likely cheated. whatever. what do u want, enforcer? if u want money, u'll have to swim for it. at the bottom of the lake. waaaaaaaaaaay bottom. and when ure down there, watch out for boulders. they tend to fall in.

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I didn't, actually. I happen to like puzzles. And I don't want anything. Keep your money. The game was enough. Thank you for sharing it.

[opheliac]

u want nothing. literally nothing. no information, no money, no favor. just. nothing.

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I can gather information myself, and I have a job. I have no need of anything from you.

[opheliac]

well, arent u a big girl? able to do everything by urself without anyone holding ur hand.

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Weren't you just mad that you owed me something, and now you're mad that I don't want anything?

[Sighs. She knows she shouldn't be surprised. This is how it always was with Jinx.]

[opheliac]

for someone who claims to be all into my sis and understand our views and stuff, u know nothing about zaunites. yea i was mad that it was u, but we zaunties honor our words. if we say we will do a trade with u, we will do a trade with u. backing out on a trade annoys us.

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Fine, would it make you happier if I agreed?

I want you to spend a day with Vi. Have a sister bonding day, go fight some monsters, or whatever it is you two like to do together.

[opheliac]

seriously? thats what u want me to do?

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Is it so surprising that I would want something that would make Vi happy?

[opheliac]

if it involves me? yes.

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You and I might not get along, but Vi still loves you. I wouldn't change that if I could.

[opheliac]

if u want to lie and get wrinkles, thats on u, lady!

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I'm not lying. Believe me, or don't. Just make time for Vi soon, alright?

[opheliac]

fine, hat woman. but u dont get to boss me around HOW ill spend time with her though. thats MY decision.

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I already told you to do whatever you two enjoy together.

[opheliac]

like gather around the fire and chat about how u resemble a fat chicken.

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[Oh my god. Yeah, Caitlyn's just rolling her eyes.]

Sure. Let's go with that.

[opheliac]

cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck!

i spoke in ur language. did u get what i said??

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[✅ read

yeah, this was no longer productive, so she sure is going to leave this one on read.]