006 ✤ video (during the AU event)

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[ The video opens with Mitama, your local hard-working high school girl at the top of her class, currently taking a small break from her studies (if you squint hard enough, you might see some textbooks lying around on her desk) to address the network, waving her hand as a greeting. ]

I know there have been some weird happenings observed lately, but I would like to urge everyone to stay calm! This is Aldrip, after all; our lovely little town is as perfect a place to live as can be, so I'm sure whatever caused those will pass soon.

[ Obviously, she can't know that for certain, but it's hard not to assume that. After all, nothing bad ever happens here, so things will go back to how they usually are soon and they can all laugh about it later. ]

In the meantime, would anyone care for a little game to distract ourselves from all that and cheer ourselves up? I figured we could all use a bit of harmless fun, so I'd like to announce the first official round of Aldrip's very own Hot or Not!

[ The girl holds up a handmade sign to the camera with a bright smile. God only knows where she came up with this idea, but she's nothing if not resourceful, so you can probably expect this to become a big thing some time in the future...! ]

So! What are the rules, you ask? It's pretty simple! Just leave a comment here with your name and a picture or two, and other residents will rate your attractiveness! They can do so either signed or anonymously, for those who'd rather not reveal their identity just yet~ Oh, and if you know someone who's too shy to post themselves, feel free to do them a favor and drop their name below!

Oh, and remember: this is all in good fun! Be polite, okay~? ♥

[ ooc: "But how can we ever make an IC Hot or Not meme canon," the discord lamented. "Hold my green tea, I have zero restraint or self-respect," I said, and here we are! Feel free to namedrop characters + their pictures (preferably linked, to spare this post from becoming picture-heavy), discuss, gossip, take advantage of the AU settings for characters who wouldn't participate otherwise ─ in other words, just go wild and have fun! ]

Comments

caitlyn kiramman

[grappler]

i'm gonna go ahead and rate her 10/10 she's so fine.

[pretend these are all separate pictures.]

Charm anon

[drugsnotclubs]

Damn 8/10 good proportions. No wonder all you girls are into each other.

text; anon

[opheliac]

Extremely ugly. Actually, ugly is too nice of a word for her. Repulsive. Rather eat worms, dirt, mixed with gravy with a side of chicken gizzards.

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[beautifulleopard]

someone sounds bitter.

[opheliac]

If you knew her, you'd agree.

[beautifulleopard]

ah, so your opinions were biased after all, and targeted to her personality rather appearance.

not very charming approach.

[opheliac]

She's disgusting inside and out.

( and how come no one else is rating her pictures?! not fair. seething and not coping.)

[beautifulleopard]

what part of her is disgusting?

[opheliac]

No one likes a strict, stiff chick with big woohas. Everything needs to be orderly with no play in sight. Mind your P's and Q's no matter where you go. Who wants someone like that?

[beautifulleopard]

that is exactly what some people like.

a beautiful woman telling them what to do and ordering them around. if you add a punishing to that I'm certain she'd get high rates all around.

not my type but just for that I'd have to agree with the one above me. 8/10

[opheliac]

Ugh, whatever. If she screws you all over, I'm not bringing tissues for you.

[beautifulleopard]

you're not doing very good job at not sounding like an bitter ex.

[opheliac]

I'm NOT her ex! Leave me alone, stop responding to me!!

[beautifulleopard]

ah

so she stole someone from you.

[opheliac]

You don't know how to read, do you?

[beautifulleopard]

of course I do.

you seem to hate this person solely because of the bad experiences. the mention that she'll screw all over us implies that's what happened to you. and if you're not an ex then she must have stolen something or someone from you.

tragic. but there are better ways to get back at her than this.

[opheliac]

You don't know anything about me. Don't sit there and act like you got me all figured out, because you don't.

[beautifulleopard]

of course not.

but you aren't very good at playing the cards against your chest either.

[opheliac]

of course not.

but you aren't very good at playing the cards against your chest either.
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[solitarysoul]

i dunno, you don't look like you'd be so into this.

[bulleting]

There's a reason Vi's the one that posted this, and not me.

[She's just sighing and shaking her head in the distance.]