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[laserguy]

[Look, it's not because of his sentencing that he's making a message like this; he's been meaning to apologize to everyone that he hurt last month. Stupid Jerry and the stupid council had kicked him to high gear, but he definitely doesn't feel forced talking like this. Just. A little anxious and shit, because who wouldn't be?

Maybe it would be better if he just personally reached out to those that were affected, but honestly, some memories around that time are foggy. Kind of happens when you have a splitting headache from your powers while dealing with anger caused by corruption.]

Hey, uh, in case you didn't know, I was the one that destroyed the club building. [Kotone didn't mention it in her broadcast, because she's that kind of person, but he'll own up to it.] Thanks for everyone that's helping out with that, by the way. I'm gonna be working on rebuilding too. Can't have TWAT club without the building, right?

[Ha ha......]

Just wanted to also apologize for everything. Especially if I hurt you, I... I don't remember some of it, but that doesn't mean it didn't happen and shit. So, uh.

[.....]

Just wanted to say that.

[SMOOTH AF. Just going to end the feed now.]

Comments

[thegtg]

Ah, but with no school you eventually lose your edge. Or maybe you attend a different kind of school?

[a boring normal one??? surely not, with his having laser eyes and all. it only makes sense that other places would have specialized schools like Jujutsu High.]

[laserguy]

Oh no, losing my edge of applying U.S. history and geometry. Don't know how I'd live without that.

[...Well, he's attending Xavier's school now, but... he was only there for two days before coming here. And from the brief stint he was there, it still felt like normal school, just for weirdos like him. Maybe at some point, Professor McCoy or Professor Xavier was going to delve more into his powers, but he never got the chance. Whatever.

He's lucky that Professor McCoy made his shades in such a short amount of time.]

[thegtg]

Man, all the boring parts without the fun parts mixed in? No wonder you don't miss it.

[a beat.]

Not that, uh, there's anything wrong with history and geometry.

[laserguy]

No, they both suck. Not like they're helping me right now.

[School sucks!! At least his old high school.] Teachers always say how important it is, but feels like a load of crap.

[thegtg]

...You know I'm a teacher, right?

[or maybe not? this has probably never come up before.]

The cool kind, not the boring kind.

[laserguy]

No, you never mentioned that before.

[Actually a little surprising, but whatever.]

You know, every teacher says that they're the 'cool' teacher ends up being the opposite. [Granted, Scott is still very thankful for Gojo's help, but why by honest!! Especially since Dazai is now gone and everything. Adults just leave this world.]

[thegtg]

Not me! I, the Great Teacher Gojo, make school a delight for all of my students!

[there are about six people in another world who would beg to differ but, hey, they're not here so they don't count.]

[laserguy]

[.....]

Yeah, delightfully a pain, I bet.

[TOTALLY GOT HIM!!!!]

[thegtg]

Oh, Scott. Why do you try to hurt me with your words?

[...based on his tone of voice it's not working very well, anyway.]

[laserguy]

Because you deserve it, asshole.

[...But what's that, Scott actually sounds amused, a little less sour now. Gojo's... Gojoness might be rubbing off him yet.]

[thegtg]

People keep saying that. Could it mean...

[he gives it about three seconds of thought.]

Nah, I'm amazing! Nice joke though.

[laserguy]

Geez, I feel bad for your students.

[This guy is so much.]

What the hell do you even teach?

[thegtg]

Field studies, mostly!

[normal subjects like math and literature are so below him.]

You know, the fun stuff.

[laserguy]

So, PE. Just say PE.

[Field studies just sounds like a PE teacher trying to make themselves look important.] Well, at least practicing to run faster has been more useful than solving the latest quadratic equation.

[thegtg]

It's not just PE! I bet you never took on a possessed cursed object in PE class.

[a beat.]

There is running, though. Lots of running.

[laserguy]

[The things that come out from this guy's mouth.]

No, never did that in PE. [He snorts.] Pretty sure the PTA would have a field day if a teacher brought in a cursed object to class. Actually, that would be great.