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[laserguy]

[Look, it's not because of his sentencing that he's making a message like this; he's been meaning to apologize to everyone that he hurt last month. Stupid Jerry and the stupid council had kicked him to high gear, but he definitely doesn't feel forced talking like this. Just. A little anxious and shit, because who wouldn't be?

Maybe it would be better if he just personally reached out to those that were affected, but honestly, some memories around that time are foggy. Kind of happens when you have a splitting headache from your powers while dealing with anger caused by corruption.]

Hey, uh, in case you didn't know, I was the one that destroyed the club building. [Kotone didn't mention it in her broadcast, because she's that kind of person, but he'll own up to it.] Thanks for everyone that's helping out with that, by the way. I'm gonna be working on rebuilding too. Can't have TWAT club without the building, right?

[Ha ha......]

Just wanted to also apologize for everything. Especially if I hurt you, I... I don't remember some of it, but that doesn't mean it didn't happen and shit. So, uh.

[.....]

Just wanted to say that.

[SMOOTH AF. Just going to end the feed now.]

Comments

[laserguy]

Kind of? I mean, it's Kotone's fault, really. She suggested the name.

[Just throw the gf under the bus.]

I forgot, you weren't here when I first formed the club. Yeah, she's entirely to blame.

[No he promises he didn't name the club after her specifically--]

[orphne]

That's not how I remember it...

[Hey buddy. 🥰 Whatcha talkin about?]

[laserguy]

This is how I remember it! You were like--

[Scott tries to make his voice higher, as if trying to mimic her voice.]

'So this is TWAT club, Mr. President. Nice!'

[orphne]

Yeah! But I'm preeeeeetty sure you'd already come up with the name before I mentioned the acronym...

[She sounds like she's about to start laughing.]

[laserguy]

Nu-uh, at the very least, you helped me create that name just so that I could name it TWAT.

[Is this how it went? Probably not, but Scott wants to drag Kotone with him on this.]

[orphne]

Definitely not!! [Oh no, she loses it and starts laughing.] And you're still calling it that!!

[laserguy]

[He's laughing too now-- what dorks.]

I can't change it now! It's a brand name!

[izanagis]

[So thankful for stupid shitposting right now, god]

Two different accounts, huh. How do you remember it?

[orphne]

Pretty sure Scott was like --

[And then she's going to try to imitate his voice, but there's an undercurrent of laughter to it,] I want to make a Teens with Abilities and Talents Club. Kotone, you're so smart and pretty and good at clubs, please help me!

[izanagis]

[Sorry, there's a pause, Yu is trying very very hard to hide a snicker and he almost manages it, but not 100%]

That sounded so much like him I assumed you must have given him your tablet for a second.

[orphne]

[She snorts, then bursts out laughing herself. Damn, Yu won the stoneface competition!!]

That is pretty much how I remember it, though!!

[invinciblemikey]

Kototan... I think I believe Scott's tale...

(listen this bitch (MANJIro) called his gang the Tokyo Manji(ro) gang so he can't judge... at all... nobody....)

[orphne]

No way!! C'mon, you have to admit I sounded just like him, didn't I?

[Like, maybe not in pitch or tone, but the words are definitely things Scott would say out loud. Look at him. He's a sap.]

[izanagis]

Sure, that sounds exactly like something Kotone would suggest. It definitely sounds like her idea.

[Is. Is that sarcasm in his voice?? Hmm, wow it's hard to say but it does kind of sound like sarcasm!!!]

[laserguy]

[He hears that sarcasm Narukami!!]

Oh, come on! You can't tell me that Kotone wouldn't suggest a name like that.

[And he's just going to try and imitate her voice, his pitch rising.] 'Teehee, Scott, TWAT's a great name! And look I made the flyers for you already!'

[izanagis]

[Psh, what sarcasm, he absolutely totally believes all of this!!]

Oh, so that's how it went? I see, I see.

[... ... ... totally believes it!]

[laserguy]

[:T!!!!]

You totally don't believe me, do you?

[What happened to bros before hoes--]

[izanagis]

[Scott...are you calling your girlfriend a ho...]

Her impression of you was very convincing.

[laserguy]

[Wow!!!]

Wait, are you saying that my impression was less convincing?

[izanagis]

[Hmm.]

The "teehee" [--please note that he matches the pitch on that--] put it a little over the top.

[laserguy]

[He's going to kick Yu out of the club--]

It was to mimic her laugh! [HUFF although, Scott's not actually upset.] You know how she giggles and finds amusement in stuff like this!

[izanagis]

[Oh no. Removed from TWAT club. Whatever shall he do!!!]

Mhm. [Boy does he.] I wonder how long that sound coming from you is gonna live rent-free in my head.

[laserguy]

[FEEL SAD AND REJECTED OBVIOUSLY!!]

What-- hey!! [It's a good thing you're cute Yu--] Wow, I didn't know that you actually kind of suck.

[izanagis]

[He'll get right on that!!]

[Yu chuckles.] It's good to learn new things. For example, I didn't know that you could giggle like that.

[Little shit gives friend a hard time, and more news at 11]

[laserguy]

[Slowly changing 'kind of suck' to 'really sucks.']

Thanks asshole. Really learning new things about you too.