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[opheliac]

i dont know what the hell is going on here but i cant leave this stupid town.

theres this invisible wall or something thats keeping me in here.

but the local losers are moving in and out of this place just fine. what a load of crap. stupid big wigs and their heebie jeebie magic sparkles.

if anyone can get out of this dump, i need a favor. ill even pay u as a trade off for it.

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[opheliac]

huh. theres an idea.
guess ur old brain is good for a few things!

[emet_sulk]

[ Thanks. He thinks??? ]

I will take that as a compliment.

Is there anything else troubling you?

[opheliac]

just jerry and his dumb goons.

[emet_sulk]

Ah. Now, that I can't help with. Not directly, that is. After all, I am supposed to be improving myself.

[opheliac]

we're ALL supposed to be improving ourselves. even when theres nothing wrong with us in the first place. it's all a sham i say.

[emet_sulk]

I have noticed that the more amiable one is towards those in power, the less likely they are to think you responsible when something terrible happens. Assuming you leave little or no evidence behind, of course.

Just food for thought.

[opheliac]

amiable is a funny word. is that what ure doing? kissing ass? mwah mwah muwah!!!

[emet_sulk]

Oh, I would never stoop so low to 'kiss ass', my dear girl.

Pulling a puppet's strings with a smile is far less onerous than using brute force is all.

[ Which is not to say that he doesn't appreciate your explosions, Jinx. ]

[opheliac]

is that what u do? i dont buy it.

[emet_sulk]

No? Well, 'tis true I haven't had much cause or reason to do so here. Back on my star however, I raised several empires and brought about their downfalls by speaking into the right ears.

[opheliac]

i still dont believe it. how about u show me by doing it here? pick a dummy. ANY dummy. we have endless loads of dummies.

[emet_sulk]

And why should I do that? So much effort and risk for little to no gain.

[opheliac]

of course there will be something to gain. what u'll gain is my amusement, satisfaction, and my congratulations.

[emet_sulk]

Hmm.

[ thinking_emoji ]

Tell you what: if ever there is a time where blowing something up is not a suitable solution, I shall employ my talents then. There has to be a purpose to these things and manipulating others purely for the game of it is rather uncouth.

[opheliac]

ok fiiiiiiine! u got urself a deal!