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[querulus]

to silco:

we should meet up sometime. name a time and place

warmest regards,
-QQ

to everyone else:

mind your business.

actually wait no. give me your best recs for date night spots. NOT asking for a friend lol.

-still QQ

Comments

[orphne]

Aaaaw. I hope you can find someone who takes you on exciting dates that you care about :)

But yeah... I guess it takes all kinds!

[invinciblemikey]

u are fukin weird i aint ever said i aint got that

of bad fashion taste

[orphne]

Mean! You said fuck dates, so I assumed you'd only been on bad ones :(

Don't you think their fashion sense kind of matches though?

[invinciblemikey]

oh no

ye totes twerp

[crybabyhero]

you didn't have to call her weird! she's being nice!!!

i can't even keep up with who you're trying to insult right now

[invinciblemikey]

no shes weird did u kno she offered 2 make anko who does that shes too nice it's weird when people dont know me from home

wow nobody

[crybabyhero]

she said she'd cook and you said no???????????????

[MIKEY, NEITHER OF THEM CAN WORK AN OVEN WITHOUT SETTING THE PLACE ON FIRE. HOW COULD YOU TURN DOWN HOMEMADE SWEETS?!?!?!]

[invinciblemikey]

no i said yes

[crybabyhero]

[Michi can feel his brain cracking open and oozing like a soft boiled egg.]

you're suspicious cuz she's being too nice

but you accepted her too nice gesture anyway



because you didn't want her to feel bad?

or because you're not afraid of whatever she might've put in it?

[orphne]

Do you want sweets, too?

[invinciblemikey]

see dats my point

she weird

[orphne]

Have you ever had a friend before?

[invinciblemikey]

dis is not how i make friends

i have many friends ask takemitchy

[crybabyhero]

sorry!

i think he's just nervous

he's the kind of guy who'll never change pace even when he dies

[orphne]

Ooooh, are you Takemitchy-san?

My condolences.

[crybabyhero]

[Oh no. Did Mikey say something???]

it's not all bad!

he's actually a pretty good guy

he's just also really strong

[In every aspect of his life except the ones that count.]

[orphne]

I don't doubt he's a good guy!

But like, does he know how to talk to normal people?

[crybabyhero]

he knows how to run a gang better than anyone

[That means no. No, he doesn't.]

[orphne]

Well, everyone has their strengths!

I'll have to talk to Aragaki-senpai and see if we can even find something that's like the right beans. I can't promise I'll even be able to make it!

[invinciblemikey]

u dont apologize for me??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? takemitchy what the fuck

[crybabyhero]

SHE'S MAKING US ANKO

[invinciblemikey]

U GON MAKE US ANKO

[crybabyhero]

I DON'T KNOW HOW TO MAKE ANKO

[invinciblemikey]

START FUCKING LEARNING

[invinciblemikey]

cz i like anko