expi: (jerry)
expi ([personal profile] expi) wrote in [community profile] expiationnet2023-10-17 12:55 pm
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NPC: JERRY ➡ VIDEO

Hello, Chosen.

[A man appears on the screen or a hologram of whatever device you might be using. No it’s not Nic Cage Lycoris He looks incredibly serious, his hands behind his back as he regards the camera.]

It’s been brought to the Council’s attention that crime is getting out of hand, so they sent me here to carry out your Sentencing. They will be selecting those that think need rehabilitation the most, and given a task to show change in character. This cycle of Sentencing has already been executed, and the criminals given their chance at change.

You may also contact me at this channel to make apparent any crimes that may be committed. We cannot see and hear all, so your assistance is necessary. Tomfoolery will not be tolerated.

[Dazai and Jinx.]

Thank you for your time. This is Jerry signing out.

[ooc: this is more or less an IC announcement that the NPC inbox is open for business! Jerry will be very sparingly be interacting with any questions made on this post, both because he’s already exasperated with you people from rounding y’all up for this round of Sentencing, and to not overwhelm the modteam as we work on the mingle post. Feel free to use this as a network mingle of sorts, if you’d like!]
nullificates: (t2)

[personal profile] nullificates 2023-10-17 05:01 pm (UTC)(link)
(it's video, because he wants jerry to SEE HIM, hello, sir.)

Ooooh! Not tolerated how? Are you going to punish me? What are your plans? Please, share with the class, Jerry! Ah, I've missed you so much, so so so so much! The way you're absolutely done with me is soooooooo endearing!

Are you ready to give me the criminal code of Aldrip yet, or do I have to go find you?
nullificates: (b15)

[personal profile] nullificates 2023-10-17 05:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Jeeeeeerry. I'm sorry I can't be a trophy wife! Please, forgive me!

Tell me what kind of person you'd like me to be to be considered rehabilitated, Jerry! Jeeeeerry...!

Ah, what a strong, determined man!
nullificates: (b34)

[personal profile] nullificates 2023-10-17 05:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Jeeeeerry. I should tell you. Since you've put me on your shoulders and all, I had privileged view... And while your shoulders are so strong, you have thin legs. Are you forgetting leg day, Jerry? Is that a crime? Jeeeeerry!!!!!
ticket218: (♥ 27)

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[personal profile] ticket218 2023-10-17 05:28 pm (UTC)(link)
I'd like to echo the request of the criminal code being made public. Due to the nature of this place we're all outsiders with no knowledge of what is and isn't a crime aside from what is written on our own parchments, some of which are rather abstract, at least to us.

If we're not to commit further crimes and progress in our rehabilitation, it would be nothing but beneficial for us to have a clear set of rules to follow.
nullificates: (g18)

[personal profile] nullificates 2023-10-17 05:48 pm (UTC)(link)
maybe if you ask him on a date, apparently that's a crime!!!!!!

JERRY!!!!!!!!
ticket218: (♠ 4)

[personal profile] ticket218 2023-10-17 05:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah yes, this is the most romantic time and place to do so.
nullificates: (q37)

[personal profile] nullificates 2023-10-17 05:56 pm (UTC)(link)
sure is. HELLO JERRY, SIGMA WANTS A WORD!!!

JEEEEEEERRY
ticket218: (♥ 11)

[personal profile] ticket218 2023-10-17 05:59 pm (UTC)(link)
I am not asking Jerry on a date!!
nullificates: (t22)

[personal profile] nullificates 2023-10-17 06:01 pm (UTC)(link)
BUT HE HATES HAPPINESS!!!! YOU'D MAKE HIM SO HAPPY!!!!

JERRY!!!! A BEAUTIFUL MAN WANTS TO ASK YOU OUT!!! CHARGE YOURSELF!!!
ticket218: (♣ 57)

[personal profile] ticket218 2023-10-17 06:04 pm (UTC)(link)
I've never even met this man!?

I'm sure he's lovely, but please! Priorities!
nullificates: (t9)

[personal profile] nullificates 2023-10-17 06:06 pm (UTC)(link)
he's not lovely. he's a brute!!!!

sigma, maybe you could teach him to be lovely.
ticket218: (♣ 13)

[personal profile] ticket218 2023-10-17 06:08 pm (UTC)(link)
You didn't meet under the best circumstances, to be fair.

How would one even go about that? Etiquette lessons?
nullificates: (q34)

[personal profile] nullificates 2023-10-17 06:10 pm (UTC)(link)
you think i was going to be dragged that easy? because i super was, and still!!!

no, more like, to be nice!!!!!!
ticket218: (♥ 43)

[personal profile] ticket218 2023-10-17 06:14 pm (UTC)(link)
So, what, I should ask this stranger permission to give him "kindness lessons"?
nullificates: (b14)

[personal profile] nullificates 2023-10-17 06:15 pm (UTC)(link)
he'd say youre hitting on him and charge you beware

BEWARE SIG
ticket218: (♠ 12)

[personal profile] ticket218 2023-10-17 06:22 pm (UTC)(link)
I would like it on record that I have no interest in hitting on Jerry or asking him on a date, either for the purpose of romance or any sort of lessons!

I'm just a concerned citizen!
ticket218: (♦ 46)

[personal profile] ticket218 2023-10-17 06:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Then you can voice your concerns in a professional manner through the proper channels!
nullificates: (Default)

[personal profile] nullificates 2023-10-17 07:28 pm (UTC)(link)
i pay you for that.
opheliac: ヽ(✿゚▽゚)ノ (I don't belong with your nobility)

(TXT) ⇁ TABLET (open to anyone i guess)

[personal profile] opheliac 2023-10-17 10:44 pm (UTC)(link)
smoke bombs are blue
cotton candy is pink
i'll keep my eye on you, jerry
because i never blink! ⊙▽⊙ ♥️
Edited 2023-10-17 22:46 (UTC)
breakin_ur_lore: (i'm writing a raging sea)

[personal profile] breakin_ur_lore 2023-10-21 11:19 pm (UTC)(link)
...Sir? May I ask if this is regarding the crimes we were brought here for, or...newer crimes?