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[nonbinding]

I would say that it's illegal to charge and hold citizens with no form of warrant, but I doubt that's a matter our captors care about much.

[Eiji gives a small, charming grin as he speaks. It's a light joke, of course. Really, all of this is a joke. Eiji will admit that, of the abductions he has been subjected to so far, this is perhaps the most immediately pleasant. Mobius was perhaps more modern and had more to it, but Mobius also decided it would be wise to try and wipe his mind and all he was away. Eiji can accept, and even find charming, the more 'rustic' scenery of this place if the trade off is that he gets to keep his mind.

Don't even get him started on Hell. That little detour can be pushed aside for now. Back there, he would have kept all communication that he could to text. The less he let the lot there see him, or that he had to see them, the better. This place looks like it might be cut of a different cloth, at least.]

Please, allow me to introduce myself. My name is Biwasaka Eiji. It is a pleasure to meet you all.

[He gives a small bow as he introduces himself. He is a gentleman. He will do what he can to present and be a gentleman whenever possible.]

Back home, I'm a lawyer. I specialize in defense. If any of you are interested in one when 'sentencing' begins, please. I'd be happy to help you with your case.

[He gives a playful wink as he speaks.]

Still though...even if it's meant to hold us, and we've been accused of crimes, I don't think this place is meant to punish us. I wonder. What do you think?

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[invinciblemikey]

i was dead before i got here and i suppose this is just more of it. maybe we are going to get punished or some shit.

[fatalism]

dead or dying?

hes a crau KJAHSFJKLASHFD

[invinciblemikey]

dead. in the afterlife. deceased. etc

ASKLDJLDA

[fatalism]

so dead dead

fascinating. was it something like heaven or hell?

[invinciblemikey]

ye dude dead!!!!!!!!!!

(oh my god why is this hard to understand......)

more like a weird limbo

[fatalism]

and right now, do you feel dead?

[ oh my god fyodor why are you asking this question? spoilers: he wonders what it feels like to be dead-walking ]

[invinciblemikey]

who the fuck are you

(don't be creepy????)

[fatalism]

another arrival like you, i presume.

[ honestly, why are kids these days so rude?? ]

[invinciblemikey]

ur being creepy as fuck u gotta realize that

[fatalism]

why? curiosity about death and dying is natural upon such an abrupt change of circumstance

[invinciblemikey]

i can understand the afterlife questions but my feelings about it is too much dude

back off

[fatalism]

[ whoever said children were blessing was so wrong!!! ]

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[nonbinding]

It’s always a possibility. They could be true sadists, holding the possibility over our head like swords.

[invinciblemikey]

or maybe theyre just full of shit.

[nonbinding]

Also possible. I'm not sure I would hedge my bet on that, though, if they can pull us here.

[invinciblemikey]

could all be just an excuse

my sentencing is a lie and it ain't even a real thing.

[nonbinding]

I see. So you claim that you're being framed?

[invinciblemikey]

cant be framed of a thing that isn't a crime

nor mine

[nonbinding]

I wonder if you're certain what you've been accused of isn't a crime, of if you're trying to convince yourself?

[invinciblemikey]

nope, i own my shit.

this is not even a real thing.

[nonbinding]

I’m curious. How is it unable to be a real thing?