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{His shrine is mostly dedicated to the moon and stars. He doesn't mind, but his eyes are drawn to the...ah...fan art that has been incorporated. Some of it is nice, though those images make him miss his Dream Beast. Other works are...less nice. He blushes over one in particular and he makes a sour expression at the last.}

Surely creativity can be put to better use. {He takes the dangerously sexy image (for him anyway) and tries to figure out what to do with it.} I feel like I should drown this one. It can't be good for the fish.

{Is that lady Jinmi or...someone else? He blushes harder. The nerve!}

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Oh... those pictures are, well... did someone slip them under your door, or something?

No, they were left at the shrine obviously intended for me.

You mean at those statues the townsfolk put up? Oh my... [...] I used to leave offerings at the shrine to my family god, but I never thought about any--romantic interludes.

There are new shrines at their feet. I guess we have fans? {He is trying to see it...innocently. But that's difficult when he looks at the romantic picture.}

The villagers are strange.

They certainly can be... I've been thanked by people I've healed before but I wouldn't have described them as fans. Then again I've never been up against anything as large as that beast. Have you?

I'm not sure how else to describe them. I understand offerings and I have received them in the past. But art of this nature...?

Once. It was a difficult battle then too.

I suppose you're probably a little more... accessible here? You have a human form, so that probably has a lot to do with their... imaginations.

Did it also have similar powers--the ability to turn people to its own will?

Most gods have a human form. It's difficult for us to communicate otherwise. Imagine a fox, a dragon and a phoenix all trying to have a meeting.

Yes. He did. We had to imprison him for that reason.

I never thought of that... but it does sound like it would be quite chaotic! Could you even communicate with each other?

Imprison--not kill?

We could convey our thoughts aloud. But the meeting would be rather amusing to watch, I imagine.

He couldn't be killed by us.

An enemy that can't be killed? [...Even by gods?] That's terrifying.

He is much older than my brother and I. There might be a way, but it has been lost to time.

[she grins a little bit at him.]

Oh, someone made some art of you getting some action? How cute.

{...all...of the blushing. All of it.}

Art makes impossibilities possible?

[her grin gets even wider -- she's incredibly amused by this.]

Yep. Anything can happen when you draw it... or paint it, whatever.

[she shrugs.]

Or... there could be a lot of dicks drawn everywhere. There's no in between.

{She would be. Runyu doesn't know how to handle teasing. No one would have dared to go that far in Heaven.}

I don't mind their creativity; it is their ideas that bother me.

{His eyes widen and he stares.}

What now?

[oh god please hold she can't help but laugh.

hold on. she's got this.

maybe.

she wipes at her eyes when she calms down again, taking a couple of deep breaths to steady her breathing.]

Yanno. Dicks. Penises. The junk that's in between a guy's legs. People draw that shit all the time.

{He is...aghast. Appalled! There aren't enough words to express how he feels about this revelation. What is wrong with people?}

I...don't know what to say.

{And cough.}

I will hardly give them a reference.

[oh god this is so funny.]

Well no. But people are still gonna speculate anyway.

{Stop laughing at the sheltered Emperor. 8(}

They seem bored.

[nahhhhh]

Well, I mean... look around. Not much else to do, y'know?

{He hasn't even kissed a woman...while she was awake, anyway.}

There is plenty. I have been examining the magic this land produces and it is very strange.

[interesting...]

I mean, all magic is kinda weird by my standards. But go ahead, tell me why it's weird anyway.

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