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[redlines]

If anyone happens to find that snake-oil salesman known as "Magnifi", do tell me as I have a few choice words I'd like to share with him that aren't at all appropriate for this device. And if you also find the group of teenagers who were helping him hawk that concoction, please send them my way as well.

Now, all of that aside: has anyone found themselves in possession of any new appendages after taking that? Of the long, furry variety to be specific. Or... varieties in my case. And no, I won't be showing them off if I can help it.

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[electroburst]

well what do they look like, brainiac?

[redlines]

Like the least-feline thing you can imagine. You'll have to come find me in person if you want to see them for yourself.






I've ruled out cats, rabbits, and most dogs in the city. They're not wolf, either, seeing as to my knowledge their ears aren't this... long.

[electroburst]

not a guard hound? they got those whip-ears. also, i know you didn't just challenge me to track you down.

[redlines]

Too much fur. It's not much of a challenge when I've hardly left the inn since this morning too, Red. You'll just have to find the right room, which...

_{[ Considering he has to talk into this dumb little keychain, welp. ]}

Regardless I'm not a difficult man to find. Plus another reason why I'm nixing a guard hound is the, erm. Tail is too long. You know those poor things hardly have one to wag on a good day.

[electroburst]

oh, is that all? yeah, i could pick your blabbermouth out of a crowd of 1000. be there in 5 seconds.

i'm not really a dog guy, but i think it's cute. the no tail wiggly butt thing. it's too bad, you could've improved your look a little bit.

[redlines]

I'm not sure if I ought to take that as a compliment or not. Both picking me out and the bit about improving my look.

Personally I think I look just fine without having to shake my ass, but I won't judge if you're partial to seeing it.

[electroburst]

i'll leave that for you to figure out.

says the guy who definitely had to shake more than that to get those bike mods. hey, can you control that thing? the tail?

[redlines]

A wave of the wallet goes a long way.

But. I don't know. It certainly seems to have a mind of it's own but I suppose I could if I were to focus on it? Why?

[electroburst]

just wondering if it's gonna wag when you see me.

[redlines]

Do you want it to?

[electroburst]

sure, i guess. it would be pretty funny.

[redlines]

Then you'll have to earn it, Hotshot.

B-T-W I'm drawing the line at saying "welcome back, meow-ster."

[electroburst]

don't sound like i'm gonna have to!

fuck, just the fact that you had to say it out loud to get it to come through to me in text is enough. that energy's out there in the world and you can't ever put it back.

[redlines]

It may be out there but it'll be something that'll sit just out of reach. You'll just have to settle for trying to imagine what it'd sound like in person and manage with the realization that no matter the road your dreams take you down, it'll never live up to reality.

_{[ And he has to live with the realization that these silly little charms don't have emoji support. What's the point???????? ]}