I know how to smarten up where it counts.

[ just don't look to the goofy goggles on his head or his mannerisms for hints on that one. Reno smirks as if he expected to be wrong about his guess, but it's mostly just because, yeah, that's relatable. ]

Smart thinking. If you stay eligible you never miss out!

[ on anything except, like, the fulfilling joy of a settled down life maybe! ]

'n yeah, you got it. Already got promoted by the time I was twenty-two. Same shit, better pay.