You're awfully eager to ride a SOLDIER, aren't you? You'll have to tell me if it's your first mile down the highway so I don't make your hair turn white.

_{[ he snorts, then shifts to lean back and fiddle with the charm a bit. it's not quite face-timing but you know what? it's going to have to do, funky holograms or no. at least these ones don't require drones. ]}

But you'll have to win first, won't you?