[ it's kinda morbid, but he can't help laughing at that. ]
How 'bout I give you two truths and a lie? You guess which one's true:
One—I totally got fired, now I'm a wandering mercenary taking whatever jobs I can get my sorry hands on. All my not-friends are dead. I'm super sad and cry into my pillow at night 'cause I'm lonely and no one loves me.
Two—Shinra turned over a new leaf and now we're in the business of helping sick orphans and rescuing cats stuck in trees.
Three—Midgar got destroyed and the world ended, so whoever's left alive has to work together to fix the mess we—and certain other assholes—made of the Planet, meaning your people 'n mine are besties and fight bad guys together.
[ he cannot say any of these without laughing. he barely gets the third, embellished-but-true one out without cackling. ]
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How 'bout I give you two truths and a lie? You guess which one's true:
One—I totally got fired, now I'm a wandering mercenary taking whatever jobs I can get my sorry hands on. All my not-friends are dead. I'm super sad and cry into my pillow at night 'cause I'm lonely and no one loves me.
Two—Shinra turned over a new leaf and now we're in the business of helping sick orphans and rescuing cats stuck in trees.
Three—Midgar got destroyed and the world ended, so whoever's left alive has to work together to fix the mess we—and certain other assholes—made of the Planet, meaning your people 'n mine are besties and fight bad guys together.
[ he cannot say any of these without laughing. he barely gets the third, embellished-but-true one out without cackling. ]