Oh! You want to hear humiliating? One time, I tried to crowdsurf at a performance, but no one caught me. I fell flat on my face! My sister was all "You didn't ask me to catch you" while I was flat on the ground. Who the heck doesn't know what crowdsurfing is?!

[She sounds more humiliated that her family didn't know what crowdsurfing was than she is about plastering herself against the ground.]