Look, I'm going to say this as civil as I possibly can, and believe me, bud, my noggin is getting chalked full of witty comebacks by the second.

But these Rumpies? — They're not exactly in the "real" department. They're make believe, imaginary, big smoke and mirrors.

[surely viktor came to that conclusion already, but it doesn't hurt to remind him.]

What you're doing is leading them to their doom of identity crisis, and playing a round of "who can jump off the building the quickest?".