the optimistic theory is that it's trying to be helpful, either because it's sappy or because it's trying to redeem us and it thinks making friends will help with that
[Which, well. Methods aside, she can't really argue the concept.]
the pessimistic theory is that it sees us all as criminals that deserve to be punished, even in really dumb and mundane ways.
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the optimistic theory is that it's trying to be helpful, either because it's sappy or because it's trying to redeem us and it thinks making friends will help with that
[Which, well. Methods aside, she can't really argue the concept.]
the pessimistic theory is that it sees us all as criminals that deserve to be punished, even in really dumb and mundane ways.