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[giraffic]

So was anyone gonna tell me about the motherfucking dinosaur-shaped food here? Seriously!

[ Ellie sits criss-cross in front of the camera on the floor of her room, a plate of said chicken nuggets in her lap. There's a book about dinosaurs next to her, and her gun sitting on top of it.

As a child of the post-apocalypse, this is the greatest thing she's ever stumbled on. The world must know. ]

This is a...[ she holds up a t-rex. ] Tyrannosaurus rex. And this is a triceratops. [ she holds the next one up before biting its head off. ] Amazing.

Anyway, I'm bored as fuck. So say something and I will give you a fact about the most badass prehistoric dina-mos to ever exist or something.

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[giraffic]

Oh, hey, it's Mr. Normal! Sure, take this: Meat-eating dinosaurs are known as theropods, which means “beast-footed,” because they had sharp, hooked claws on their toes.

[anormalman]

Makes sense.

And I guess "sauropod" means "lizard-footed", doesn't it?

[giraffic]

Got it in one! I'd say you win a dino nugget, but they're mine.

[ omnomnom, she bites the head off another. ]

[anormalman]

Fair enough. That just means I'll have to get some for myself sometime soon.

[Though he'll have to try and keep his appetite under control.]

[giraffic]

They didn't cost too much, but I doubt the owner will notice if you just filch it.

[anormalman]

Well, I'm not really the filching type.

[He knows a certain reporter who is, though. Lois has breaking and entering for the sake of a story down to a science at this point.]

[giraffic]

Never too late to start.

[ she's kidding (?) ]