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[giraffic]

So was anyone gonna tell me about the motherfucking dinosaur-shaped food here? Seriously!

[ Ellie sits criss-cross in front of the camera on the floor of her room, a plate of said chicken nuggets in her lap. There's a book about dinosaurs next to her, and her gun sitting on top of it.

As a child of the post-apocalypse, this is the greatest thing she's ever stumbled on. The world must know. ]

This is a...[ she holds up a t-rex. ] Tyrannosaurus rex. And this is a triceratops. [ she holds the next one up before biting its head off. ] Amazing.

Anyway, I'm bored as fuck. So say something and I will give you a fact about the most badass prehistoric dina-mos to ever exist or something.

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[giraffic]

Never heard of it. Know where I can find one?

[ it's time for 1-800 Dino Facts! ]

The longest dinosaur was the Argentinosaurus. It was 40 meters long! Or 131 feet.

[coolerjunpei]

Dollar store, probably? Or like, any supermarket with a "toy aisle" that has the weirdest plastic junk known to man.

[And also maybe some plastic dinos, as a bonus.]

That's like... some portion of a football field. [lmao. as if he'd know.] What about the shortest?

[giraffic]

That is the microraptor. It weighed two pounds and was only 30 inches long! Name's a bit on the nose.

[coolerjunpei]

Not even a whole puppy. That's wild. You got a favorite one yet?

[giraffic]

I'm supposed to choose? They're all awesome! Maybeeee....the t-rex? They're pretty fucking scary.

[coolerjunpei]

Solid pick. You read about Sigilmassasaurus in there? It was like, 50 feet long or something, mega-sized killer, and it could swim.

[Dinosaur names he remembered and cannot spell, thank god this isn't text--]

[giraffic]

Sounds like a big boy! I didn't see it, but I'm still reading. Was it fast?