[Kabane's brain is, indeed, exploding. The boy takes everything very literally, and that has made this one hell of a ride that he is not finished processing. Thus, the only thing he can think to type, even after having read the whole thing through twice, is:]
if shooting off my finger and throwing it in a hole would help you learn something i can do that much
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if shooting off my finger and throwing it in a hole would help you learn something i can do that much