open call / @peterparker

[spidermenaces]

(all over aldrip, you will find this ugly poster, made by yours truly, with his username written right below it. it's literally just @ peterparker. he also posted it on the network, although he writes nothing else, only:)

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Message to @peterparker, from @pr.heimerdinger

[donger]

[ Heimerdinger is still very new to Aldrip, so one of the ways he's been passing the time is by taking walks around the city— his "little jaunts," he calls them— to map it out both on foot and also in his head. On these jaunts of his, he begins to see the same poster pasted up in various places around town. At first, he doesn't pay it any mind, but then after seeing it twice, thrice... fourice? He eventually devices to give it a peek. And lo! He's excited by what he sees! ]

Dear Mr. Peter Parker,

I do hope you are the same young Mr. Parker whom I spoke with on the solstice night. I am very interested in "checking out" your STEM Club, that I have seen advertised about town! When and where can I attend a meeting?

Yours in science,
Professor Heimerdinger

[spidermenaces]

Professor, sir!!
Yes, I'm the Peter Parker you met
I think
I don't know if you met the other one
But
First of all
How have you been?
Good? Is this place giving you any trouble, sir?
I hope not
Hey actually are you still at the inn

(the boy RAMBLES...)

So remember the lab I took you to
It's there
You can just come through the door there's always someone there!

Uh
Sincerely,
Your friendly neighborhood Spiderman

@peterparkour

[spidermenaces]

Dude
Did you meet the professor
You gotta meet the professor
He's... Very cute

(he has no other way of putting this.)

[donger]

I was not even aware that there was another Peter Parker to meet! Is he much similar to yourself?

I have been settling in fine. I am still at the inn for now, but I will shortly be relocating to stay with a pupil of mine from Runeterra who has offered me accommodations.

Ah, yes, I am familiar! I will avail myself to your lab's services, then!

[spideyguy]

who?
what?
aren't you...?
i mean its cool if you

like
me too
uh

[ Does he think Peter is telling him he's bisexual? Maybe. Is he supremely awkward about it, like he is about everything else? DEFINITELY. ]

[spidermenaces]

... OH
No
I mean
I don't know????
I never tried??
I mean I am sure it's fine
I just don't know
I think
Yes?
Dude shut up

That's also not what I mean
I mean like
Literally cute
Like a plushie kind of cute? Like
A fluffy... Rabbit

[spidermenaces]

Yeah there is!
He's uh taller
And I think he's similar to me
We are both Peter Parker
But not in appearance we look really nothing alike?
Like zero
Look

Oh so you're not alone
That's great professor
Really really great
... Who is that again?

Yes! There are quite a few people but really everyone is welcome
Even if they don't know the first thing about science
We're okay teachers
Probably not professor-level right
But okay

[spideyguy]

never?
i mean not that you have to
gold stars arent a thing
you don't have to try to uh
know
you know?
like with
stuff
and the internet

[ Oh my god, stop talking Peter. ]

what
what does that mean
how was i supposed to know that ????
also *what*

[spidermenaces]

Dude
Peter
Stop
Talking
Peter
Peter
No

(things he should tell himself everytime he opens his mouth, too. it's karma!)

I DIDN'T KNOW
HOW TO PUT IT
HE'S LIKE A FLUFFY RABBIT
WHO TALKS FUNNY

[donger]

Fascinating... And the two of you exist concurrently, in separate bodies?

[ The last time he was in a parallel universe situation, he inhabited the body of the alternate timeline Heimerdinger. Now he regrets not being able to have stirring conversations with another version of himself! ]

I actually have several former pupils present! The one I made reference to is named Ekko, whereas my other former students are known as Jayce and Viktor.

[spidermenaces]

Uh yeah
We're from different dimensions
Or universes
Or what you want to call it, it's all the same, right

Oh, I don't know them, I don't think
Bring them too! I think they'll have fun

[donger]

That differs from my experience with different-yet-similar realities, but I suppose one point of data does not a pattern make!

So gracious of you! I will extend the invitation to them!

[spidermenaces]

Yep 100%
You'd be surprised
Some of us know each other but don't exist in each other's universe
It's a whole thing
Find the X-Men they are better at this part of explaining it!!!

(delegating... that...)

Please do sir
Maybe we should get a bigger lab at this point

@peterparker from @icepop_alchemist91

[eternalcutie]

[after seeing the fliers everywhere, and seeing it on the network, czeslaw just can't resist asking. should he try to get involved in whatever a stem club is when it could be full of scientists eager to dissect a poor innocent immortal? probably not. is he curious enough to inquire anyway? oh yes.]

I'm not familiar with S.T.E.M., what does it mean?

[spidermenaces]

Science Technology Engineering and Mathematics

[eternalcutie]

Interesting. What kind of science do you do in your club?

un: 21.34.55.89.144

[ashaya]

[ Where does he begin with this... Signage. ]

[ ... ]

If I might make a suggestion?

[ He'll make a suggestion regardless. This isn't a question. He's being helpful. ]

[donger]

I reiterate: That is remarkable! This place truly is an unprecedented gathering of worlds and experiences.

Ekko and I were only just saying we need to find a workshop where we can build and test new inventions safely. Perhaps, when I am walking about the city, I should be on the lookout for some possible real estate locations?

[spideyguy]

well!!
you dont!!
sometimes you just know!!
like i saw that guy on Lost
may loved it
and he was like
his eyes were really
uh
blue

[ He can't stop talking. It's an affliction. He should throw his phone out the window. ]

he's a WHAT
what the hell does that mean!!

Text; un: icemaiden

[thenicerone]

...

I suppose? I wouldn't mind learning more about science!

[computation]

I don't know whether to throw you both a coming out party or just despair.

un: gwenstacy

[arachnerina]

[Glad to know she's not the only one losing her mind over this.]

🍿🍿🍿
i vote a party
we should be so proud of them!

[At least this bisexual is very much aware of it and has been.]

text un: punchesu

[grappler]

what are you, 12? are you going to make a volcano science project?

[..... sorry.]

[computation]

[ Root doesn't do labels, generally speaking. She'd fuck anyone who was worth the time and no one who isn't. Just tends to be the case that ends up being mostly women. But not all. ]

I don't know if I can be proud of this conversation.

But sure, we can watch Lost and make sure they know what PrEP is.

[spidermenaces]

Can you guys
Not