Jeez, Cookie, didn't you get crumbled this morning, or did someone shove you in a glass of milk, and now you're soggy and grumpy?

[she hums a chuckle, then wiggles her nose to let out a sniff before slanting forward to the camera.]

— You know what I think? I think you're wonderful just the way you are. As grown-ups say to their annoying rascals, "Don't ever change".