text @invinciblemikey and it's very stupid

[invinciblemikey]

listen what if we all commit several crimes (nice people can maybe jaywalk or something idc) in a very short time n see what happens

cant fkn sentence all of us

just a thought

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[starringsecond]

Not a good idea. Who's to say they won't just make an umbrella punishment for all of us?

[invinciblemikey]

dont be boring i have done hella shit for months got punished like twice officially

[starringsecond]

Please murder responsibly.

[invinciblemikey]

if everyone could just line up that would be great

[starringsecond]

Lining up to kick you in the ass, maybe.

[invinciblemikey]

not at this time probably

also

shut up

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[dorotabeau]

[...

This text does not compute in Kabane's tiny brain.]

would that help

[starringsecond]

[Hm.]

Need a spar or two to cool off? It's been a while since our last time.

[invinciblemikey]

superstrength is back, its very irresponsible murder of me to put you in that position

unless u are down with my plan and wanna be experiment #1

omfg i want to scream into a pillow my child..........

[invinciblemikey]

i have NO idea

[starringsecond]

Yeah, no thanks. Getting murdered once is more than enough.

That being said: please. I used to slay Giganto monsters for breakfast.

[invinciblemikey]

see.

that also being said: do i look like a giganto monster to you whatever that is

[starringsecond]

No, but if you have superhuman strength I might as well compare you to the big bounties I've pursued.

[invinciblemikey]

stop trying to flatter me

not the child we want but the child we deserve!

[dorotabeau]

then you want everyone to commit crimes because you are curious

[This is meant to be a question. Kabane has yet to figure out punctuation in text.]

[starringsecond]

Heh. Nothing I could do if you get flattered that easily.

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[endcaller]

A marvelous idea!

I, for one, propose that we murder each other as gruesomely as possible so that we stress test the mechanism by which we are resurrected.

Two experiments at once!

[invinciblemikey]

i mean i did fkn say jaywalkin is also a crime
u coming off too strongly there
try stealing something u cut off from the murder

[endcaller]

You did say that but consider this:

"Jaywalking" will not allow us to fully test how death works on this mockery of star.

[A beat.]

...I assume.

Admittedly, I am unfamiliar with the term.

[invinciblemikey]

jaywalkin is when u walk in the street when u shouldnt like when it aint ur turn

still

you too eager on one task
time off go think about what u said

[invinciblemikey]

nah i couldnt care less if it doesn't happen i am just saying this is something we haven't tried

[invinciblemikey]

nothing i can do if i like the flattered

forreal tho go steal like 2 stores or somethin

[starringsecond]

Sorry, Mikey. The more I'm told to do something the less likely I want to do it.

[invinciblemikey]

blergh.

honestly it aint like my idea is gon happen anyway but i do think we should unite for somethin whatever it is

[endcaller]

[A few minutes later]

I've thought on it and I still feel 'tis a fine idea.