[They ask the question without even thinking about it, just because it's the most irritating reply they could give. Morph stands and shrugs their jacket on before regarding Nurarihyon, hands resting on their hips.]
Yeah, I'm a shapeshifter, so I can shift to that metal form and make sure whoever kicked me breaks their foot on my nuts. [Or, you know, just get rid of that anatomy entirely for a while.] I do this thing a lot, you know, silly outfit and all. But it's nice of you to be worried about me.
[Or maybe it really was just criticism of the costume, but call it an educated guess. After all, even if Nura's timing was bad, this wasn't the first time that he had stopped by with beer when Morph needed someone to talk to.]
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[They ask the question without even thinking about it, just because it's the most irritating reply they could give. Morph stands and shrugs their jacket on before regarding Nurarihyon, hands resting on their hips.]
Yeah, I'm a shapeshifter, so I can shift to that metal form and make sure whoever kicked me breaks their foot on my nuts. [Or, you know, just get rid of that anatomy entirely for a while.] I do this thing a lot, you know, silly outfit and all. But it's nice of you to be worried about me.
[Or maybe it really was just criticism of the costume, but call it an educated guess. After all, even if Nura's timing was bad, this wasn't the first time that he had stopped by with beer when Morph needed someone to talk to.]