Seriously? [Douman sounds as skeptical as he feels while he's looking Morph up and down. Nope, still looks like the worst to wear into battle ever to him.]
You're a shapeshifter for gods' sake. You can just adjust whatever parts you're unhappy with, rather than trying to make up for it by empathizing in such a silly way. That alarm color is just screaming "here! kick me in the nuts!"
[Which is something Douman and many of those he employs would absolutely try to do, simply because it's such an obvious target sign. Watching them fiddle with the finishing touches to their outfit, he huffs.]
You're still wearing underwear beneath them, unless you're an utter barbarian. Or do you think I went commando back when we met during Obon?
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You're a shapeshifter for gods' sake. You can just adjust whatever parts you're unhappy with, rather than trying to make up for it by empathizing in such a silly way. That alarm color is just screaming "here! kick me in the nuts!"
[Which is something Douman and many of those he employs would absolutely try to do, simply because it's such an obvious target sign. Watching them fiddle with the finishing touches to their outfit, he huffs.]
You're still wearing underwear beneath them, unless you're an utter barbarian. Or do you think I went commando back when we met during Obon?