Honestly, all this philosophy mumbo-jumbo about what counts as real or not is giving me a headache.

It doesn't matter. Real or not, that doesn't change that this place is a jail...or a zoo. We didn't ask to be brought here, and I don't care how nice our jailer is if they're not letting us leave. I dunno if I'm on board on crashing the thing, but we should be taking advantage of this opportunity to do something besides go back to the status quo.