Text; UN: Chuuya

[darkdisgrace]

Exactly what makes this a fucking crime?

[Included is a picture of Chuuya's parchment, just a single word: 'Acceptance'.]

Acceptance of what? What does that even mean? Sounds like the people running this joint have some weird ideas.

[He's a Mafia executive and this is what they decide to label him with?]

Anyway, name's Chuuya. Just got here, it seems like I was here before or something according to what I've been told. But I don't remember any of that. Is that normal?

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text; un: fuckoff

[avitus]

these crimes are really stupid
mine was "aimlessness" which is some guidance counselor crap if i've ever heard any

i'm yusuke

Text; un: eyeofzaun

[conflictresolution]

Crimes do seem to be rather arbitrary or tongue-and-cheek. Very rarely is anyone held accountable for the crime they have, but they are for the crimes they commit while here.

text; un: ushiromiya

[entreats]

It is normal.

Or just about as 'normal' as anything here is, I suppose.

It could mean a lot of things. It doesn't necessarily have to mean your memories were wiped. It could also mean that it wasn't you who was here, but some alternate version of you.

[ Very normal news to just casually drop into someone's lap, right. ]

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[grappler]

kinda normal. it's happened to a few people i know before. not sure what the deal is with it though, you'd think they'd want people to remember being here.

Why were my notifs turned off on this post help

[darkdisgrace]

Aimlessness? I ain't never been to school but I'm pretty sure I'd agree about the guidance counselor stuff.

Are all of them like this? What kind of weirdos are running this place that this is their standard for 'sins'?

Yusuke huh. You sound like you're a fun guy to be around.

[Listen, the fact that he's clearly blatantly peeved is points in his favor with Chuuya.]

UN: Chuuya

[darkdisgrace]

See it'd be one thing if it was a gag, but this is just bafflingly mundane.

So basically they want us to play nice and not be pissed about being here?

UN: Chuuya

[darkdisgrace]

[Totally normal!!

Totally...

Not.

Something about there being alternate versions of him out there makes unease crawl up his spine, for his own reasons. He doesn't want to think about that.]

Well that's just creepy.

Either way, I don't plan to take responsibility for anything I don't remember doing.

[conflictresolution]

Assume it is meant to insult or unsettle and react accordingly.

As long as you react, that's all they ever want.

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[darkdisgrace]

Y'know, the fact that it's kinda normal here is a bit fucked up.

Just saying.

[darkdisgrace]

Any reaction at all?

[conflictresolution]

We've experienced the gamut already, so what more could you add?

text; un: misscoordinator

[coordinatroll]

That is the question, is it not? While some of us have been assigned crimes in the more traditional sense of the word, I've seen many others sharing accusations that would hardly hold in a court of law.

Simply put, the meaning of "crime" as we are used to is not exactly the same in the eyes of our captors. Ironically, this is something we need to "accept" if we are to proceed with trying to figure out our purpose here!

[nullificates]

if you need me to point out the obvious you're simpler than i thought you were!!!! did you get even worse in those years!!!!!

i might die from laughing

[darkdisgrace]

Don't say that, I might take it as a challenge.

Getting dragged here was the very last thing I needed in my life right now, so suffice to say I'm pretty peeved.

text; un: misscoordinator

[darkdisgrace]

So what, are you saying the 'acceptance' on my paper is something like that?

Seems obtuse as hell of whoever's assigning these things.

[darkdisgrace]

And what's that supposed to mean, you bastard????

It doesn't even sound like a crime to begin with!

[nullificates]

oh you do need me to draw! alright! where should i start! pick a year!!

mine is not different, also not a crime, but it's a se~cret!

[conflictresolution]

I invite you to try. Hopefully it would at least be entertaining.

Do mind Jerry though; he has a distinct lack of understanding humour.

[darkdisgrace]

Pick a year? What the fuck?

Your entire being is a crime against humanity at large, so the options are limitless on that front.

[darkdisgrace]

I just might, if they piss me off enough.

[he got dragged away during a world endangering crisis, it's kind of a shitshow back home and he'd really rather be there to try and get back home to help fix shit.]

Tell me more about this jerry guy?

[conflictresolution]

Is that all it takes?

[A rather common theme for those that arrived here. It was almost boring these days.]

The Council's man when it comes to sentencing. He'll come for you or send another Chosen to collect you if you don't submit yourself when summoned. He's a by-the-book kind of fellow. Also seemingly indestructable.

[darkdisgrace]

I can't afford to stick around here. I've got shit to do back home and no time for whatever these council guys want.

Indestructible? If you're saying that, has anyone tested that?

[conflictresolution]

I'm sure if you explain to them to urgency of your situation, they will immediately heed to your plight like they have never done for anyone else.

Of course they have. You're welcome to try your hand at it.

[darkdisgrace]

You know sarcasm over text messages loses some of it's impact, right?

But you're getting your message across clear as day anyway.

[conflictresolution]

You understand that I don't care, right?

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