[Man, constant blizzards? That's a hard pass from him. Sounds worse than living in the Soviet Union.]

Oh, regular beer? Yeah, completely different stuff. [Why is it called root beer anyway?? Scott doesn't know, one of the great mysteries of the world.] It's classic cheap alcohol, but every teenager has to try one can before they hit the legal age.

[Not that drinking underage is really a big deal in Aldrip, which makes it less fun. It's all about breaking rules.]