- what is your favorite color, and why? a girl once told me i look good in green, so we'll go with that.
- describe your ideal date i'm easy, breezy, and if you're beautiful i will do whatever you want. NO SYMPHONIES OR OPERA OR BEACH PARTIES.
- what's your favorite food, and are you able to cook it yourself? i'm a gourmet chef. a connoisseur. a maestro of my craft. i will even preheat the oven before i put the frozen pizza in.
- tell us about your very favorite hobby looking cute and kicking ass at mario kart. i'm super good at driving real cars too.
- do you fear death? only a crazy person wouldn't???
- do you wake in the morning staring into the abyss, wondering if it stares back? if i'm awake in the morning it means i have to go to school, and that's honestly way worse than any abyss.
- what constitutes "life"? are you "alive?" how do you know if you are "living?" i'm too funny and too stressed to be dead.
- if you could be any animal, what would it be, and why? animals are overrated. i would be human, except hotter than i am now (if that's even possible), bulletproof, and rich enough to hire movie stars to perform my own life story for me.
questions
a girl once told me i look good in green, so we'll go with that.
- describe your ideal date
i'm easy, breezy, and if you're beautiful i will do whatever you want. NO SYMPHONIES OR OPERA OR BEACH PARTIES.
- what's your favorite food, and are you able to cook it yourself?
i'm a gourmet chef. a connoisseur. a maestro of my craft. i will even preheat the oven before i put the frozen pizza in.
- tell us about your very favorite hobby
looking cute and kicking ass at mario kart. i'm super good at driving real cars too.
- do you fear death?
only a crazy person wouldn't???
- do you wake in the morning staring into the abyss, wondering if it stares back?
if i'm awake in the morning it means i have to go to school, and that's honestly way worse than any abyss.
- what constitutes "life"? are you "alive?" how do you know if you are "living?"
i'm too funny and too stressed to be dead.
- if you could be any animal, what would it be, and why?
animals are overrated. i would be human, except hotter than i am now (if that's even possible), bulletproof, and rich enough to hire movie stars to perform my own life story for me.
- tell your favorite joke
life.