Ah-ah, the question should be how will I continue to rebel, you know?

[ He shifts his index finger back and forth in Mikey's face in admonishment. Called a bitch on his birthday by a teen... Today he has become Birthday Bitch. Looks like the only protest he has there is being called a Basic Birthday Bitch though. ]

Only a magician's stagehand would be allowed to peek behind the curtain. In other words— are you here to apply?