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Mitama Yakumo ([personal profile] coordinatroll) wrote in [community profile] expiationnet2024-03-15 10:45 pm

006 ✤ video (during the AU event)

[ The video opens with Mitama, your local hard-working high school girl at the top of her class, currently taking a small break from her studies (if you squint hard enough, you might see some textbooks lying around on her desk) to address the network, waving her hand as a greeting. ]

I know there have been some weird happenings observed lately, but I would like to urge everyone to stay calm! This is Aldrip, after all; our lovely little town is as perfect a place to live as can be, so I'm sure whatever caused those will pass soon.

[ Obviously, she can't know that for certain, but it's hard not to assume that. After all, nothing bad ever happens here, so things will go back to how they usually are soon and they can all laugh about it later. ]

In the meantime, would anyone care for a little game to distract ourselves from all that and cheer ourselves up? I figured we could all use a bit of harmless fun, so I'd like to announce the first official round of Aldrip's very own Hot or Not!

[ The girl holds up a handmade sign to the camera with a bright smile. God only knows where she came up with this idea, but she's nothing if not resourceful, so you can probably expect this to become a big thing some time in the future...! ]

So! What are the rules, you ask? It's pretty simple! Just leave a comment here with your name and a picture or two, and other residents will rate your attractiveness! They can do so either signed or anonymously, for those who'd rather not reveal their identity just yet~ Oh, and if you know someone who's too shy to post themselves, feel free to do them a favor and drop their name below!

Oh, and remember: this is all in good fun! Be polite, okay~? ♥

[ ooc: "But how can we ever make an IC Hot or Not meme canon," the discord lamented. "Hold my green tea, I have zero restraint or self-respect," I said, and here we are! Feel free to namedrop characters + their pictures (preferably linked, to spare this post from becoming picture-heavy), discuss, gossip, take advantage of the AU settings for characters who wouldn't participate otherwise ─ in other words, just go wild and have fun! ]
bonobos: ((Here we go))

[personal profile] bonobos 2024-03-19 06:41 pm (UTC)(link)
bro tf are u talking abt

ur a total prettyboy 🔥🔥🔥

cmon! get some confidence bro! ur like a solid 9
identitycrisiscore: (022)

[personal profile] identitycrisiscore 2024-03-19 06:45 pm (UTC)(link)
i dunno.
i like to think i smile more, but when i look at the photo, i always look like someone just told me something heartbreaking.
people would think i'm a real downer.

but maybe you're right and i just need some confidence.
you got any to spare?
identitycrisiscore: (050)

you know, the anon is for the best

[personal profile] identitycrisiscore 2024-03-19 06:47 pm (UTC)(link)
i swear i smile more than the pictures let on.
i've been told i have a good smile, even!
weird i can't find any photos that show it off.

but hey, if me looking like someone told me a dog got hurt gets me a 9, i can't complain.
izanagis: (055)

[personal profile] izanagis 2024-03-19 06:55 pm (UTC)(link)
[... ... ...]

So you did that on purpose?
bonobos: (His Coconut Gun can fire in spurts)

[personal profile] bonobos 2024-03-19 06:56 pm (UTC)(link)
i mean u should smile more but like

a downer... idk if that's what i'd call it

it's more like

u look like a bottom


[ HE'S JUST KEEPING IT REAL ]

i don't have any confidence ngl!! i just shoot my shot anyways

what's the worst that could happen

i get killed??


[ why does he feel like this has happened to him in another universe....... ]

anyways yea ur mad hot open ur eyes bro
izanagis: (056)

[personal profile] izanagis 2024-03-19 06:59 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh god now he has to respond, why did he do this to himself. Maybe if he disguises his typing...

...]


no id rather remain a mystery

[yeah nailed it]
opheliac: ✖ malagraphic (cause every romance shakes)

[personal profile] opheliac 2024-03-19 07:00 pm (UTC)(link)
OH MY GOD! IVE ALREADY BLEACHED MY EYES ONCE.
drugsnotclubs: (14)

These fuckboys, smfh

[personal profile] drugsnotclubs 2024-03-19 07:01 pm (UTC)(link)
1000% bottom vibes yea

but not in a pathetic pillow queen way which makes it hot
Edited 2024-03-19 19:02 (UTC)
izanagis: (254)

[personal profile] izanagis 2024-03-19 07:02 pm (UTC)(link)
You get 10/10 for effort

[You Tried, man]
beautifulleopard: <user name="malagraphic"> (Of Returning to the Beginning)

[personal profile] beautifulleopard 2024-03-19 07:04 pm (UTC)(link)
i'm glad you catch up on fast.

your life must be boring, then.
drugsnotclubs: (30)

It really is. Bless the charms...

[personal profile] drugsnotclubs 2024-03-19 07:05 pm (UTC)(link)
maybe you've just got the sad version of resting bitch face

But that's fine it means people probably feel special as hell when they get a smile

Damn that is a hurt dog face, isn't it.... yeah.
grappler: ([10])

[personal profile] grappler 2024-03-19 07:07 pm (UTC)(link)
then maybe don't snoop.
identitycrisiscore: (034)

[personal profile] identitycrisiscore 2024-03-19 07:08 pm (UTC)(link)
i
excuse me?


[ You can practically hear him choking on whatever drink he had been reaching for while posting this. ]

a bottom?
bonobos: ((Here we go))

I'M CRYING

[personal profile] bonobos 2024-03-19 07:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[ he's assuming this is a dude because like knows like ]

☝️☝️☝️ guy above me wants to fuck u so bad bro

it's tru tho

i mean i'd still think it was hot either way but people love some ACTION !
murderingjustice: (130)

[personal profile] murderingjustice 2024-03-19 07:11 pm (UTC)(link)
aren't you the owner of Purrrfect Cup?
murderingjustice: ~rosebursts (31)

anon

[personal profile] murderingjustice 2024-03-19 07:12 pm (UTC)(link)
puppy eyes, i see.
identitycrisiscore: (043)

[personal profile] identitycrisiscore 2024-03-19 07:14 pm (UTC)(link)
yeaaaah.
i get told that a lot.


[ It's embarrassing! ]
Edited 2024-03-19 19:15 (UTC)
murderingjustice: ~antibiotical (07)

[personal profile] murderingjustice 2024-03-19 07:17 pm (UTC)(link)
it's not very attractive feature, unfortunately.

otherwise, no comments other than good job.
murderingjustice: (119)

[personal profile] murderingjustice 2024-03-19 07:19 pm (UTC)(link)
2/10

2 for not having clashing colors.
murderingjustice: ~antibiotical (12)

[personal profile] murderingjustice 2024-03-19 07:21 pm (UTC)(link)
i appreciate your style.
bonobos: (If he shoots ya)

[personal profile] bonobos 2024-03-19 07:21 pm (UTC)(link)
oh COME ONNNNNN my mug ain’t that ugly!!!!!

i’ll give u a kiss if u give me another point
murderingjustice: (82)

[personal profile] murderingjustice 2024-03-19 07:23 pm (UTC)(link)
...

1/10
bonobos: (Ice)

[personal profile] bonobos 2024-03-19 07:24 pm (UTC)(link)
hey thx!!! glad to see some people kno FASHION when they c it… 🙌

being a mess = a part of the package! my charm. my ALLURE!

ur already a 10 in my ❤️
bonobos: (Cream on the inside)

[personal profile] bonobos 2024-03-19 07:24 pm (UTC)(link)
oh i see…

u want more than a kiss don’t u…

don’t be shy 😩
identitycrisiscore: (022)

[personal profile] identitycrisiscore 2024-03-19 07:31 pm (UTC)(link)
well, can't blame you for being honest.
though... 'good job'?


[ Of all the responses on a hot or not, he wasn't expecting that one. ]

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