[Yuuup, that's what he was thinking... Ethlyn isn't sure whether to laugh or sigh. It's probably not to laugh. The prospect is a little too serious for that.]

Because lawyers don't use swords. They're extremely well-read people who have a command of the law and use their knowledge to argue for or against you.

...And before you say that you'd simply leap across the courtroom to cut one down, remember that we've been teleported here by unknown persons. I'm sure they can keep their lawyers out of your reach.