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[scythedance]

[You know, Astralin has tablets back at home. He KNOWS how to use them, despite being a farm hand. This tablet was no different.

Or maybe it was.

Fellow Chosen, you may be getting multiple pictures of cows, chickens, piglets, chocobos, a frozen morbol coming your way. Accidents certainly happen, and he meant to be sending these pictures to his friends, but... He accidentally hit the send all button, and there's nothing he can do about it now.

So, enjoy those pictures of multiple animals in different angles.]

Comments

[feintofhart]

Sounds to me like the squishy humans they courted just weren't up to the challenge!

[scythedance]

You would be? I am impressed, Claude. Truly impressed.

[feintofhart]

Don't say you're impressed until I put my money where my mouth is. But hey, never say never. I'm sure there's an enterprising human or two who have tried.

[scythedance]

Most certainly. My son... Is actually dating a dragonborn mystic, as we call them. She goes by the name, Aluneya.

So um. Yes, I certainly do know someone who has tried.

...

Anyway.

[feintofhart]

Ooooh.

Yeah, we don't have to get into your son's tastes in that respect. Message heard!